H3TV #93 — "i made a mistake. i'm sorry."

0:06everybody Welcome to the H3 podcast bald

0:15Edition today is October 9th yes sir what the heck I wasn't it

0:24just September like on Friday I feel like I did a time where man FR so first of all um thank you to

0:33everybody on Friday the subathon was a massive success yes thank you guys for all your support

0:40and yes the funnest part was actually just that we made a really great show out of it and everyone seemed to be having fun yeah which makes me really

0:49excited to make this like an annual thing M and I'm thinking next year next year Staples Center Staple Center just

0:58me drunk in the middle of Staples Center uh it's called The crypto.com Arena now by the way I will never say that yeah

1:07that's like calling Twitter X it's not happening yeah right um so thank you everybody very very very

1:15grateful to everybody who Could That did become a member and I'm grateful to everyone who watched too because uh

1:22listen all love it's all it's all family all this this this is why I'm watching thank you

1:31uh thank you um yeah I mean again we get to keep the

1:39show free forever live shows every show it's all free you know we're not doing that oh get the next pay me for the next

1:47hour no I'm a man of the people I thought it was free you know what I mean you do do a bonus episode on

1:54Tuesday though it's not really a bonus episode okay well I mean it's not an episode of this show right it is kind of

2:02just me you know doxing yourself hours your yeah at sometimes it's just an hour

2:10right but most all the time it's fun right it's just a little incentive for the members a a token of appreciation to anyone who wants to watch it's not a

2:18full epis it's not really a podcast the real value it's literally just me sitting at my computer the real value is the credit card yeah yes not the content

2:25a lot of value on but also there is another thing that we do that I believe makes us fantastic and people men of the people we

2:33clip from the members don't we we do we do when there's a funny topic on the member stream I put it up on Highlights come there's the clip go look for the

2:41clip no one else does that nobody cares about the people like I do right folks that's right anyway um is Cam okay Chad

2:48is asking is Cameron okay no you said no that bad no I'm fine um yeah no I was

2:56fine the next day I didn't have any hangover I threw up a lot um he purged it all I have a funny story about the worst part of the night um so I was

3:04vomiting a lot everyone was so so gracious and checking in on me all night thank you guys very much um the real issue was that I didn't drank too much I

3:12did just ate too little but the worst part of the night was when AB came in and checked on me he said cam is there anything I can get you I said yes my

3:20friend AB I love you so much I can always relying you can you please get me something with electrolytes in it so he

3:27runs out he comes back in he's he does his job he does it perfectly I just didn't specify he brings me back in

3:33Logan Paul Prime oh disgusting smart man this is going to sounds like a joke but it's not this is AB St kill with the prime what actually happened AB what the

3:41bro no this is all we had for electrolytes in the office so he comes in he gives me the prime I take one sip of that and I'm serious I

3:49immediately started vomiting way more that is disgusting listen I was taking care of multiple people who

3:57were drunk no and I uh it was the first thing I saw was like this good get the on Prime AB

4:05was probably or you and Lena were the only sober people here as far as I can I can't remember anything and ab gave me a ride home that night too so thank you

4:12very much problem oh nice yeah AB there you go champion of the people as well and uh yeah so I I started vomiting from Prime and I as I was finished I poured

4:21that into the toilet with it and flushed it it's actually good you did that because Prime the big Scandal is

4:28that it's really formulated so horribly it's not really an electrolyte drink it just has a ton of

4:35magnesium but what it needs is sodium to be an electrolyte yeah who somebody made a video All About That Game Theory made

4:43one there's been a few frankly oh okay uh seen some other videos from like a you know food scientist Matt Pat that's

4:51that's why people like oh yeah Matt Pat he did a whole expose on Logan dude wait mat the game theory guy yes he did sh no

5:00I'm not doubting you I'm just yeah he's of of streamy Fame yeah YouTube Tau his night that's all I can he has another

5:08Channel called the food theorist okay that makes more sense I was like what does that have to do with like a video game wait he has a whole Channel about theories about food the food theorist

5:16surely that doesn't make sense why' you need a new funnel for that bro passion project passion okay well hold on let me

5:23pull it up okay whatever I'm over it so anyway uh that's actually really interesting to know thanks for sharing

5:29that cam it tastes almost immediately exactly that is good to know merely coincidence you know um let's see how's

5:39everybody else doing uh did anyone else get super trashed cuz I don't really remember love you were there with me right I don't remember either so yes I I

5:48did get trashed you love and cam were on one tier and then I think Olivia and I

5:55were on the next TI and then ab and Lena and I and were all they were on they were on Earth yeah so I matched you I

6:04don't remember I had like one beer okay so it's basically down on her he's a good man yeah I matched you completely and after the show on Friday we talked

6:12about what we didn't remember and it linked up exactly cuz I think I drank right when you drank so I have the same

6:19kind of black black this is what I'll say I have never blacked out in my life until I I don't I I'm my I don't

6:29know what it is but I can't drink heavily usually I'll puke I'll just feel nauseous and sick but something happened

6:37on Friday I didn't feel I didn't feel nauseous the whole night I didn't puke I

6:44was fine I Saturday but Patrone baby how's that how was that possible I and

6:52there's so many things I don't remember like people were putting up clips of whatever Ethan drunk Mega compilation and so much of it I don't remember which

7:01is really weird for me um but but I guess it was entertaining right know very episode did great

7:10everybody seemed to have a good time uh yeah I think it was how were you feeling the morning after I didn't feel great

7:17but I didn't feel that bad either did you drink a lot of water at night yeah I drank water I mean I I don't it was just

7:25weird like I went home I slept for 2 hours on the couch and then I got up and I wasn't tired anymore weird night man

7:34yeah right it's the biggest trick of night of the year here's a steeven thank you it it sure is uh here's a seven minute compilation I guess of me being

7:43drunk let's see was anyone impressed with my knowledge on like how did I do on

7:51those things uh knowledge you did pretty good nice how' I do on female anatomy I think

8:00not bad I think you did better than many of us expected yeah nice yeah vagina you were also very sympathetic

8:08which was very kind yeah yeah he's an empath what can you say he's an empath literally he would never himself girl

8:15girl that's right I am feminist Queen so anyway here it is uh let's jog my

8:22memory one na G with extra beef extra okay I got home and I was like I didn't eat any today then I was like wait I was

8:31eating like a lot wait I just realized you wanted us to pop quiz you it may be best to do that first pop quiz me I have

8:39it okay let's do the quiz first because once you watch this it's going to refresh your memory about a lot so you all put together a pop quiz yeah to see

8:46what I remember huh very fun I can pull it up if you want just cuz I have time stamps in there sure where is it uh guys

8:55I'll tell you what I'm not going to drink again the whole year until next year here subathon once a year for you

9:02guys only one night show one man one bottle of Patron right it's the biggest trick in of the year that was it

9:10call Dan on the on the um The Patrone Blanco

9:17yeah why I'm telling you that's some good tequila clean um all right so and

9:24this is the first question is actually what just made me think of this what did you order from Bell and did you eat here's the thing I watched some of the

9:33clips and this is the only reason I remember but I got a naturo bell grande you remember extra cheese and extra beef

9:40right yes you did yes did it did on that yeah it was it looked pretty cheesy and

9:47beefy bro see can we see it guess hidden behind all this

9:54did I eat anything else that night than the Taco Bell we had Mickey D's in the morning we did eat it the very

10:02beginning that's right so I think you found the ice cream I right I saw a clip oh you did eat ice cream and at the end of the stream like after all of that you

10:10go all I've had today is an Egg McMuffin like we just watched you eat that's how I felt when I got home okay

10:18so I've got the grand yeah uh so the second question is did we watch the Tik talk Alpha

10:25bro so I don't remember I know I've seen people doing memes about how I guess I kept

10:32mentioning it is that what happened I saw a funny post and I'm assuming it was a joke they said why wouldn't Dan watch

10:39let Ethan watch the alpab bro uh yeah we did watch it and uh not only did we watch it but then about an

10:47hour later you started talking about it as if we hadn't watched it and when we tried to correct you you were adamant that we that we were gaslighting you and

10:55that we hadn't watched it oh no my boys said this come on Jake uh do you know which is number three number five number

11:03five food right and so this specifically you were like pull up the Africa video Pull up the Africa video and this is us

11:11watching it the first time and much later you were very insistent well this is just the first time so it's not but the point is that yes we watched it said

11:19this to me they said they were concerned for me and they didn't like what I was doing all right what was the uh what was

11:27the highest that you blew on the breath Al life okay that I don't uh he blew it yeah how did you

11:35blow it I don't know like a 1.6 I remember something like that interesting okay so that actually is

11:41correct and why that is so fascinating is that at the time no no no it it says 1.6 on it but

11:49then he says something completely different oh because you guys don't understand how my brain works I'm dyslexic when I see it I know what it

11:57says right but when what you say when what I say is what I think I see in my brain we're smelling the breath we're

12:05analyzing it we're waxing the GU 1.68 that's good that's a good is that good 1.68 oh it did say 1.68 the other

12:14way around is that high though cuz I oh it's six yeah yeah 06 okay right right

12:20so you just got the decimal so it's 68 is that high cuz it didn't seem that high to me and the level I was so

12:29freaking blasted driving is 8 that's it so as I was half as drunk I could drive drive angry that should be

12:39illegal question yeah well I mean alcohol is very uh subjective and you don't drink almost ever and so I'm not

12:46surprised that you did you blow more I don't know no clue I don't remember anything wine sorry I remember you did blow I blew a couple times um does

12:56anyone know I the highest I got was .13 he blew it how can it be like how can it be that's not that big of a

13:04difference is it for me well it's also it depends on like if you're a lightweight versus not it does yeah yeah that's what I'm saying it's like you don't you don't drink ever so you don't

13:13have like any so maybe that's why I didn't get sick and all that I just got I'm a cheap date well you drink a lot I feel like I did drink a lot no I it is

13:21impressive that you held that down thank you so much um all right so uh next question what happened to the podium

13:29again that's a clip I saw I didn't remember it in the morning but something I don't remember what happened but I

13:35remember kicking it over and I'm glad I didn't Hur anybody let's move on let's move on to number two he can't do

13:42anything right now yeah I don't remember this I do want to I want to point out that Ethan did just break the podium

13:49Podium what how how did so you leaned against it really hard and it snapped there and then and

13:57then the podium fat shamed me bringing old trauma back I heard it I

14:04heard it you know it's a kind it kind of deserved it yeah it's a Podium I lean on it and break it give me a break yeah what killed me is when you were doing

14:13the Nathaniel Clansman I was sitting up there cuz you kept leaning on the podium and I thought you were going to break it before that but because I was sitting up

14:20there you started to talk directly to me and you you had your eyes closed looking right at me and I I didn't want to up your groove but I didn't want to be rude either but I was kind of looking

14:28away I don't think I was looking at you I think I was there was a point where you were like I don't know you're really into character but it's possible I don't

14:36remember it is possible I was staring deep into ab's beautiful eyes who's at the podium here his beautiful ambers let me see those eyes his beautiful baby

14:44ambers are those are those what would you say those are AB Hazel yeah wait yeah not Amber Hazel Hazel okay Bragg

14:53you think you're Hazel he's definitely Hazel I know I'm ha he's as Hazel as I am no he's not not look at those Dan

15:00look at those eyes who could see who could those are blue they're Hazel they're blue Hazel we've

15:07gone over this go on all right next question uh why did I have such a hard time shaving your eyebrows probably cuz I was just moving

15:16a lot mhm you remember the specifics of

15:23why my eyebrows three reasons there's there's kind of three distinct reasons that made it I had three uh difficulty

15:30handicaps here I guess you you'd have a hard time guessing it's I don't remember you look

15:39stressed right now well for one you were very drunk okay two your Tourette's was was kicking up and you explained that to you said Dan listen I have something

15:48called Tourette's syndrome and then third you also had the hiccups at the time oh the hiccup that again that is

15:54never happen like dodging God we even well I'll say this Dan you did a really good job very thorough oh I don't

16:03even I don't know you did I I guess we got there eventually but no you did I was just I was very paranoid cuz I had this buzzer like inches from your eye

16:12and you're like going like this constantly you did great really you did especially on the Dome I mean it's clean okay yeah yeah well I have some

16:20experience with that absolutely I tell bra smashed uh and then finally um last question at one point evening

16:29you and Olivia sang a duet do you remember what sang No you don't remember I remember I saw a clip Daniel

16:38right that's right that's right wasn't there another one no I think it was just that I don't think so but in the future there will be I assume there'll be more

16:47yeah you were singing Allison oh yeah by Elvis costell right right Alison was

16:53here okay okay and that's it so not bad obviously some gaps in your memory but uh you you did decent I remember just

17:02having a ton of cake Puffs that was Alison Allison brought cake pops he brought so many why did I have so many I had like eight of

17:09them I didn't notice that to be honest so many cake pops there was like bags on bags on bags yeah I feel like she came

17:17when I started kind of getting really drunk and she left before I sobered up so I was like was she here it was a BL I Have Cake Pops I don't really know

17:25what's going on can you ask her if she's watching or if she's I want to know how many cake pops did she bring oh that's CU it must have been a gang I remember

17:34just flash like an overing amount that's what I remember no she did come in with like a full Starbucks bag full of

17:41individual cake pop bags I looked through all of them not was I had I had five cake pops to myself God like I

17:49would not be surprised if it was upwards of 20 cake pops for real more more they are pretty good aren't they it was really fun though I I actually I'll be

17:57honest it was a fun night it was a fun night I agree it was a wholesome night and the good thing is since we have did we ever hit the button yes yes were they

18:05good were they clean good buttons like required buttons yeah um actually only one of them was required and it really

18:13wasn't that bad but it was just getting a little borderline the thing is the and then I remember I think the second one was somebody hitting it as a

18:20joke I'm so happy the button is here because you know when you get that drunk and you're live oh brother you just you

18:27never know you were talking about uh something about Michael Jackson and you said something that was a little like eyebrow raising oh I remember we just H

18:36it we hit it out of an abundance of caution it was right right right right right you were I must say you were were being a very good boy yeah you were you were on good behavior for how drunk you

18:44were thank you you're just like very like happy drunk for the most I tend to be a happy drunk except for except for when you smash the podium yeah I don't

18:51know why just F I always think that it's funny to like get like to break things Ben or not benevolent to get um it's

19:00like how do you how would you describe it benign violence right yeah Ben violence like a giant toddler stom I

19:09find it funny it's funny I thought I think but yeah I I I I tend to be that way so I'm happy that that's the way it

19:15went so thank you everybody um here let's watch this I guess L sorry l i I didn't mean to I

19:24don't know why I was yelling that was not cool I want it's always bad to watch yourself drunk isn't it my head it's all

19:33in good fun I remember thinking like um I remember thinking

19:40that I was like I don't think I'm I don't think I'm I don't think the show's entertaining I'm just sitting here

19:48drunk but I don't think that was what it was no we had all kinds of thing activities and things and it was entertaining it was entertaining yeah it

19:57was fun certainly oh my

20:01God this was a Vibe for sure I remember this before appreciate the way that you said

20:08um that the I didn't know I did this squinty eye thing I I was watching a clip where my eye was just like this

20:15yeah look at that I was telling you look like Bush all night I was like this for like an hour okay popy

20:24style we're not brand friendly cuz I talk I do bomb threats and stuff like that and I am just

20:30say stop don't do it Che my brothers I don't care you what color you

20:37n Michael Jackson said he said I don't care if you're black or blue or purple I said mother who's purple I never met no

20:45purple I don't know what that even means my hair is like a damn wool what's that really delicate wool that's really expensive cashmir I have

20:53cashmere hair idiot he a drunk and idiot loser all right here we go oh will this bird looks like that bird please oh

21:02this bird looks like that bird sh idiot that was me talking about Darwin yeah yeah that's

21:09disrespectful that was fat you know hair cutters they have a they do a good way do good in this world they make good

21:19money my blood alcohol is 100% I ain't got no blood left it's just alcohol did you have any water water here drink

21:28water yeah I'll drink drink water I haven't had water I don't remember drinking water did I you I mean here

21:35yeah uh there was a few times when you were you have a butt you under I have I have to tell you I I don't know if you

21:42realized this later in the night but I did cut you off at one point see no I I I I don't remember that cuz you were demanding more alcohol and I was just

21:50like we're out that's good that's good yeah that's good I I found this on the floor like next to my chair it I think

21:58someone gave it to at one point you were laying down over there I never there was there was a time when I like hit my Apex

22:05I peaked uhhuh and I was coming back I was coming getting sober I was still trashed um and I

22:14remember I remember there was a conversation about how you hit it from me right because later as you started to

22:21sober up you were like oh I do want to do another shot now and you were going to drink some other alcohol which is never a good idea to like mix type of alcohol or whatever so rather than I was

22:30finally like okay if you're going to have another one stick with the same thing so oh my God I can't 8 hours we went that's

22:38crazy right oh yeah Char Darwin's a great thinker yep man went to the galopagos island but then you say well

22:48there's food in other places that are really dope too for example people were saying Ela was over it by the way she's she has a she's been having headaches

22:57yeah she has she's pregnant she has headaches she's not she's sober I mean what the she was a trooper to stick it out she's a trooper are you kidding me she said there for eight hours yeah

23:05dealing with this you know there's eight fish come from water right so how far you back you want to go I'm not trying to do the Garden of

23:14even why you going against the grain I have no hair God damn call me Mr Clean why going against gra can I get

23:22the blower cuz I'm out in Jupiter where's the blower

23:29feels good can we get Alfredo some Treasures L that's my

23:38favorite we get in here my God why are you doing that can somebody escort him to the bathroom pleas good

23:45man who was escorting was that you AB you got it that was a good good camera work there oh thank you my new camera I was very impressed with it actually I

23:54didn't I didn't know I was being filmed I wish I had audio cuz like right here before I let you go you said uh you're so strong and you have such a

24:02nice even tan what the well that's

24:11crazy oshw Survivor being that's not funny Ethan is uh stumbling out of the bathroom he's on

24:18his way he's doing good absolutely man of the hour you want a cough drop Ethan you want a cough drop I don't remember this

24:25I don't take it on I'm very sorry that I did that what did I throw Addison Ray

24:33Ray I didn't even I didn't know you had an Addison Ray Barbie I keep her I don't really talk about her but that's part of what confused me I was like I don't know

24:41anything about it as I didn't I'm sorry did I damage it no she's okay she uh has like a concussion but two to three weeks

24:48she should be good oh that's good not too bad she's still

24:55smiling look at that arm though good arm where's all my hair where' all my

25:03hair go ain't never supposed to create with your sis now and that's the truth how did this go I don't remember about

25:10as well as you wouldn't end bro it wouldn't end it would not warned you guys and I'm sitting right in your eyeline right now by the way let me see

25:18true that I believe my eyes are closed I know your eyes are closed but occasionally I just look back and you were like looking right at me you have

25:25no recollection of this whatsoever no I mean I remember that I did it but that's it that's it also just so the audience knows you haven't had your shoes on for

25:33like three hours at this point well that's fair no yeah no it's fair I just think it's funny to add on to the no shoes no shoes you know Ain just enough

25:42ain't enough enough jeams r that bike that lower we got that tggo b what there's no

25:52way I am like in another dimension do you like my head baked Ela what do you like my head baked like this this what are you saying he expecting

26:00a to act rationally right now sober as a go for Ethan Klein ain't no problem here you know I don't remember what that was

26:09but I remember she was trying to get me to stop doing something what was it I don't remember you'd have to be

26:16more specific I feel like it happened a few times yeah okay stand on one leg for uh 30 seconds

26:24just problem yeah you got it no need to hold the PO though you're going to have to hold on why not hold on I love this

26:32you were like doing the crane from Karate Kid it's kind of good though for how drunk I was all right one more try one more try

26:40here we go call that one a freebie right okay all right yeah all right I don't think have it what this is

26:48like just girly things meme yes exactly this is me and you AB our romance

26:55begins if you're a ver I'm a bird right let's go jeez baby you're free wait what just happened I just woke up you just

27:04woke up yo uh yeah we that is serious I

27:12don't I didn't you do that you could have not done that you could have totally not done that I might

27:19go home I don't know well you going go home where's that her the time on the show you've shaved

27:26your head of time L youir by money so wa the next eyebrows how may far away from that I don't understand where's my hair

27:35at we shaved it off what 1.3 how's that possible I can going down feel like a

27:43cartoon character right now with the hiccup there's a specific I remember the hiccups it was really crazy I had no

27:50control yeah and they were really violent and hurt when it going like that it was really something

27:58specific not what the why was it open it's good for a brother but don't pull my head like that I have Ted syndrome

28:06Dan don't be this is the one time makes a huge difference so thank you to everybody for your support I it truly means a lot well done I appreciate the

28:15the tender careful ha that where my eyebrows go take all off godam you know what I

28:26mean the audio button on the uh I have no eyebrows I they're here to serve the

28:33people if they if they get a membership that's that's one second oh wait here's the here's some of

28:41the bags so here's a giant right okay it was just a did she get back to us let me see I got to know I got to be honest

28:49she's probably asleep really is she a is she a um she's nocturnal really oh big

28:56time she works time she go to bed uh want to out I mean I guess it's not a big deal uh probably like 4 a.m.

29:06to like 700 a.m. usually whoa that's those are major that are that's high level I'm telling you

29:14nocturnal so yeah she's probably still asleep wow wow wow well I'm I you know that's my natural state of being as well

29:22so shout out to Allison yeah that's one that's one second

29:28uh let's try the thing I don't think uh it will be J soon so how long

29:39we been oh it broke don't feel nothing so the American Civil War is

29:48it's really a fascinating how I do in the Civil War I probably it was fine no grade

29:57required yeah they want me to call Han Dan told me to watch the button when you were doing the Civil War he was walking Aly out like a gentleman and he's like

30:06what cuz he has the button on his computer but I could not find the button on his computer I'm like oh I run into the physical one just in case funny

30:14what were you afraid I was going to say Dan nothing specific to the Civil War I was just hovering over the button the whole time the N word thank that's not

30:22what I was worried about what the Zack what the

30:31God damn it Christ some high level ideas to let's not drunk dial people hey what up what's going on did you try to call

30:39me what did I talk to about you tried to call me call me on this you were telling him about wormholes oh God that was kind

30:47of funny I tried to wave you off but you were you were determined it and he was he was open for it so I think he was streaming right yeah people went over to

30:54his stream and were like Ethan strun he wants to talk to you oh man oh dude well that wasn't my idea somebody said that or maybe it was in chat yes yeah

31:03something like that yes I know what that means you want to talk about China and taian or

31:09no quantum entanglement have you guys heard about this what it's t what am I saying do you

31:20remember I didn't know at the time I still don't know have you guys heard about this

31:27sit what it's sit dude you sound like a karate master I don't know no it's not sit it's like

31:37it said E I don't know I have no idea what it's what the do you

31:47remember I have no clue no clue there's a pretty funny meme edit we have in the dock about that moment okay I guess we

31:56we'll almost done for throwing um Olivia's Barbie what yeah you threw the Addison Ray doll across the room at one

32:04point no I've never seen God I must have ate a lot of ice

32:18in wow that was shout out to to Herby Herby 2 YouTube Herby do2 uh yes thank

32:26you so much funny man you know again the the views were great people came they watched they had fun and thank you to

32:32the crew all you guys did were fantastic uh it really was a really fun show so overall great time I'm really happy and

32:40so next year we'll look forward to uh uh to another one bigger and better

32:48okay I'm I'm getting feedback that you were saying set it's set about what I that I can't tell you it's set I thought

32:56it was that's it that's it that's it it's set wait somebody else is saying I'm I'm pretty sure it's Ted like

33:03shouting Ted no there's no shot I was saying Ted well then I the mystery oh you were

33:10impersonating Bruce I think huh you were saying I didn't I feel like you explained it some of the people in chat are saying it that Bruce says

33:18something set not I don't know what it is let me see if I can find it in the episode jeez

33:25man um here here there's a what's the other one um there was a edit you wanted me to watch oh the Step Brothers

33:33one number uh letter C is this one worth watching it's probably just a little redundant eh yes the second one yeah

33:41Step Brothers Let's see it

33:48look are you saying pal what are you saying why does he keep doing that you know what I'm saying

33:57that is the most mysterious part it's set it's

34:05set it's set I wish we caught on camera when you walked by mine and I desk and you just slap off my desk and then

34:13he went end and he went no it was hilarious and he went like this on his keyboard just like hit all the buttons on the VX that's the benign

34:21Mischief thing mischief's fun yeah there's no no problem with mischief

34:29album of memes okay all right let's

34:35see um Ethan travel photo montage wow really a special moment we

34:42shareed a really yeah it's beautiful uh wow Paris the Bahamas Taj Mahal Taj mahall my goodness

34:51the Great Wall of China we really seen the worldwood stop why would I oh no

34:59no looks like I'm pulling you in AB oh no uh okay me having a moment with

35:07alfredo who I love holding the microphone up for yeah my Dome I mean it's just what happens when

35:17it tension goes on it yeah yeah you know it's a bald Dome what do you want come

35:25on oh really you're going to hit me with this I thought that I had wavy hair until I shave instead I find I have

35:33straight hair and a wavy head please dude stop it how's it started versus

35:42how's it going this picture of Alfredo is so D funny look at him he's perfect how is he I mean he was here for eight

35:50hours he's chilling Alie a long day for a poor guy yeah uh

35:57uh I see it okay yeah the Mexican alien exhibit Peru right oh was Peru I thought

36:05it was Mexico here is uh love and Alfredo have switched

36:13heads what the hecking dog Ethan passes the booth this is really good that's so sick that's crazy good

36:21smile watching your dad get blasted God Alfredo is so funny he just lined up there it's so funny he was just sitting

36:29on my lap for forever that's good he's sweet boy uh me a VOD boy sing the runtime of the subathon VOD of course being 8

36:38hours when they ask how was the subathon good it was good I

36:44guess um this guy went bald same time I saw this one on the server I got to give a shout out cuz this guy looks he looks

36:53way better in my opinion yeah the Dome suits him right hell yeah brother yeah definitely he says I went bald at the same time as

37:01Ethan D was a huge inspiration look at that yeah but you didn't do it till Ethan M right um just

37:09saying yeah why aren't you thanking me good point Dan no I I get his point

37:16he you're you're a bald confident King right but I've been bald for years

37:25and and then you do it once and all of a sudden he's on board so you're saying it's he's being disingenuous saying he's being trendy if he right if he cared he

37:34would have done it years ago that's right he looks great regardless he looks really good Ethan this

37:41morning oh Legend has it if the crew would have snuck out at this moment Nathaniel would still be live today that is very well possible if you guys all

37:49left it might have taken me a moment uh Charles Darwin was a drunk and an idiot loser 5 minutes later Charles

37:57Joan's a genius love that little drawing this is this I would never do oh no AB I would never do this me leading him into

38:05the Church of Scientology I love that the Barack meme was pretty

38:12iconic that is really

38:17good the podcast Dragon my ass out of depression every time there's a new episode well that's well thank you very nice thank you so much it's our it's our

38:26honor and our privilege to uh to spend these times with you guys so I thank you all very much for for being there with us really

38:35is just incredible thank you guys so much Lena was a enabler she she was the only one that was uh telling you where

38:43the remaining alcohol was we all hit it you mean doing my job that's right he was asking just replying he that's yeah

38:51I got your back I thought my mic was muted I said in Arabic what are you trying to do I stand behind l I stand with Lena thank you guys

38:59absolutely I stand with you Lena no matter what for real I got your back no matter what there it is whatever choice you would have made I would have stood

39:07with you and against AB me too anyone

39:14else uh this CH kidding uh this is let's

39:24see wait we owe 40 5 minutes are you serious we didn't do all

39:31the time yeah so the uh the timer froze for like a 12 minute period of time and

39:39it's uh oh there we go sorry I'm switching right now um yeah so the timer froze for

39:47about 12 minutes and in that 12 minutes we gain something like 3,000 something Subs which equals out to 45 minutes or

39:57so what so we were supposed to go 45 minutes longer holy yep whoa that would have been too much

40:05that would have been like yeah and then over 45 you get more that we've been there for like 10 hours man be the yeah 45 would probably be two hour two hours

40:14actually it's crazy wow well that's I guess I'm kind of glad that happened to be honest but thank you guys we owe them though we do owe you I don't know how I

40:22can possibly pay you back we can start the next year's with 45 minutes on the clock yeah that's fair oh interesting that is that's probably the most Fair

40:31way to do it pay forward otherwise you could just do a long membersip or something God we got to really figure something crazy out

40:39like rent a warehouse and set up all kinds of crazy ball pits and and monkey bars let's do it with Mr Beast

40:48let's get Beast involved he'll he'll uh he's good at kind of ping people that's what I

40:57He he'll keep water from me until I can successfully walk a tight rope or something you know just normal

41:06stuff uh here is my parents is hanging out I found out my dad smoked crack actually one time and I'm not the only

41:15one actually there's a lot of people who are onetime crack smokers and I think that's special I think that's something that we should celebrate and honor

41:23cracker uh they were talking about cocaine I don't remember why and I was like I for sure my mom is going to be panicked when I tell her this even

41:30though I've said it like a thousand times did you I've smoked crack

41:38once cuz I smoked crack one time did you smoked crack once so genuinely wored CRA

41:45never never anyone else you ever tried crack once once that's what it's about you smoked crack once happen never

41:56C well well I so thoughtful you're not taking this are you I was like who's going to Care you

42:04guys who's going to Care Gary crackhead smoker there you go I

42:12guess I know where I got my crack Affinity from uh there's another Ace family scam

Chapter 3: Ace Family is Back to Scamming

42:22this is exciting what are we cooking up here Austin It's actually an amazing opportunity oh

42:30good gamed I've actually been looking for one of those and best part no risk like you won't believe this

42:38what's up y'all real quick PSA whoever's interested on making quick easy money from home on your phone all

42:45you got to do is hit up my friend Zab she's one of the best Forex traders in the game I'll put her tag right here I've been recently doing some small Investments with her and seeing a return

42:54within 24 hours she's willing to do the same same with you guys so for example if you put in 200 or 500 bucks or 1,000 bucks you'll see a quick return within

43:0224 hours worst case she's willing to refund you guys you will see a quick return in 24

43:08hours what that sounds great bro I need yo I need to double my money tonight money so it sounds like a

43:17no-brainer so if you put in 200 bucks and you don't make any money she'll just give you back your 200 bucks like again yeah that's not happening dude you're

43:26scumbag man it's a no-brainer so hit her up right now she's only interested in working with a few people so get in

43:33while you can't that's iconic only a few people what is that

43:42car uh that looks like a Lamborghini truck but I could be mistaken bro don't tell me he's getting more what is he doing is he making money what have they

43:50been up to just like I haven't heard from them in a minute let's let's do a followup on them right now let's let's

43:58let's check up on the ace family yeah how are they doing it's been too long too long hey Ace Ace family three months so

44:08it's been a minute answering all the questions but then what are they doing what are you guys even doing right

44:15now Katherine's Instagram I bet she's popping let's see Austin's

44:21Instagram see Katherine is huh what this is linked on their YouTube

44:29channel her in be I have it okay wow nice SEO

44:38guys made I suggest does Ryan kavanau look like Harvey wein for the next hyperlink okay 7 million let's see when

44:47was this posted Yos July 9 wow oh wow she's Mia where'd they go cuz it's got

44:55half a million likes that's pretty serious bro you are not

45:02flexing this is from a giveaway hey Ace family we're doing a giveaway Katherine's very on Tesla you're giving

45:10away her used card really this is weird right we're

45:18giving up 3 months left in our lease right tag two friends in the comments download the app

45:24Kick oh God god seriously kick follow us on wait they're on Kick

45:32follow us on kick yo they would be pull that oh kick just keeps

45:39winning oh my goodness gracious that's so interesting are they really on Kick right now I don't think so our first

45:46stream June 11 at 400 p.m. family that's old they haven't done

45:53anything wow wow what about Tik Tok it's not even like popping up for me when I search for

46:01Ace family unkick there it is um let's see go to kick follow us there make sure to tune in to our first live stream on

46:08Kick tomorrow idiot so wait how do you win don't miss our giveaway announcement on live oh I I sent the article it uh what's the

46:17chances they actually gave that Tesla away like be real they go hey what come watch our live we'll just say the winner wait

46:24somebody in the chat don't don't know if this is verified but they are suggesting they gave the car to a fan they

46:31knew a what oh here you go here's the article let's just read this oh um where where' you send it you

46:41have it oh this is it a family accused of scamming fans by handpicking winner Tesla giveaway do you have any doubt

46:47that they would do that no like what we know of the ace family that yeah they don't get the benefit of the doubt at this point giving it away would be the

46:56shock of a Lifetime right they I might really start selling the clout pill you should brother uh June 11th Austin

47:05McBroom and cther McBroom the ace family announced they were giving away her car again weird uh simly all fans had to do

47:12participate was tag Two Friends download Kick and follow them there excuse

47:19me kick kick and in the provided terms and conditions they explicitly stated the winner will be drawn at random on

47:28June 25th Austin further reiterated this point in a follow-up kick live stream however fans have since accused the couple of riging the giveaway pointing

47:36to another kick live stream and claiming the couple actually handpicked the winner rather than committing to a random drawing Hello of course they

47:45did when it came to picking out the Tesla winner ended up being actually easier than we thought oh was this one of the ones like the nek boys where it's

47:52like the winner in this worldwide say sounds exactly it's right around the corner from me yeah uh the the reason I say this is

48:01because we literally had like two other guys along with us looking for somebody who is really part of the ace family we got really fresh because we don't that's

48:08not the terms and conditions you you stated already God I want a car God why don't why don't people get in trouble

48:17for this like you're breaking the law this is fraud they don't know that but this is

48:23fraud this is like a felony um disagrees right maybe it's

48:31just false advertising I don't know let's think of how to dig ourselves out of this fraud we get really frustrated because

48:39we don't know if you know the person is like part of the ace family we don't know if somebody really comes on who doesn't really know us bro do I need to go back and read the terms of your

48:48service dumbass loser um Austin went on to claim the winner that was picked was one of the

48:55first fans to buy their merch this particular person our team actually did their homework and researched on this person bro what are

49:05you saying the person was one of the uh I said

49:12that uh the kick live stream was meant to properly announce the winner however the winner was never publicly announced nor have either Austin or Catherine

49:21posted about the winner on their social media page since holy they family has been accused in the past of scamming yeah we

49:28know they never said the winner even the name holy

49:38man wow that's wild and yet still 400,000

49:45people liked it that's crazy so apparently Austin still posting let's see there they are they're still living

49:53it up y'all I don't know how but there out there how 4 days ago cheers to a new home good

50:00health and more blessings and they're also coming back says in the comments

50:09there why do they keep moving just curious I know why they're getting foreclosed on

50:17they're scamming they're being sued where does it say they're coming back Ops we're back on YouTube soon yeah

50:26Austin is also posting on Snapchat oh he probably gets paid a lot oh that's how he's making money yeah man Snapchat

50:33for that stop saying that first of all I couldn't get on that Snapchat program and then you have scumbags like David do

50:40and Austin MC broom making like a billion dollars a day there what the dude nobody nobody will work with

50:48me yet Austin McBroom a prolific scammer this man is is getting deals I I don't

50:56understand this industry Snapchat I don't understand it you know it's

51:05crazy here they are I guess I don't know what this is supposed to be on the way to a decade with you okay we love we stand

51:14uh Happy marriages I guess all

51:23right very good there they are that's what they're up to still scamming actively here look they just literally

51:30did a scam like a month ago almost two months ago it's awesome really a

51:40month ah really a month I know it it's not that long is

51:48it not that long so what is this one then oh yeah the investment one

51:55one so guys let's get over let's contact his girl um Z one the best Forex traders in the game dude I'll makeing quick easy

52:03money on your phone all you got to do is hit up my friend Zay she's one of the best for shers in the game zay's got you covered brother Selena's sister's name

52:12zanb the way Z Zan Z zanab yeah huh but the way he's saying it he has no idea who this girl is oh it's zanab it's the

52:21same name yeah oh I see I see he doesn't even know who she is yeah he doesn't know she cuz he oh you're right that's really funny zanab trades FX he's

52:29not saying it right oh you're so right all you got to do is hit up my friend zap she's one of the best Z oh my God he's saying her name wrong

52:38he doesn't know her no that's special that's lovely TR in the game I'll put her tag

52:46right here I've been recently doing some small Investments with her and seeing a return within 24 hours she will to do the same with you guys so for example if

52:55you put in 200 or 500 bucks or 1,000 bucks you'll see a quick return 24 hours worst case she's wor dude that's crazy I

53:02don't need a loan anymore yeah I have an infinite money hack thanks to Zane

53:10AB Zane AB actually I think you said yeah this guy really he sees his audience members

53:18as they're just pocketbooks I mean they're marks they're marks yeah damn

53:26there it is man YouTube's a hell of a place except for at Ace Fest where they did give back to their fans Wholesome Way and God I had so much fun when's the

53:35next one when's a Fest 2 do you think it was a success for them I don't I don't I don't know couldn't have been probably probably probably not yeah weren't that

53:44many people there oh shout out Avery he found the moment in the live stream it was in reference to Bruce okay cuz I I

53:52need to see this I have no idea how yep you we have a full list of all the members from right now and

54:02back what it's it t you know what I'm saying you sound like a Cy Master qu thank you we we

54:12speak our our children go I see like Bruce goes I see he doesn't say Daddy he

54:18says Day Day a it's like one word day D

54:24Day I see so I say sit that's it sit sit

54:33sit that's confusing definitely without the explanation mhm very

54:40good very very good someone in the chat said ace family steals credit cards Ethan gives his credit cards away that's

54:47the ag3 podcast difference right there couldn't have said I mean be that's a poetic shout out you can't say it any better than that

54:56all right here's what I want to do next um here there's a couple more little things here here's Dan running like an

55:04NPC this was pretty good let me full screen it like one day

55:11you're saying well not but like in like one day you're saying well not but like what do you have to say for

55:19yourself one day you're say I mean it's not that weird is it you're jogging yeah like you just saw a dragon it's

55:27funny yeah I feel like if people could see the floor they'd understand there's a lot of wiring by right there yeah I'm jumping over like three uh Cable

55:35Crossovers right there true it's a fair point he makes

55:42uh so okay here's what I I'm going to go to the bathroom really fast okay and then when I come back I want to

55:51discuss uh something serious m and real fast I don't want get too deep into it I just have thoughts to share

55:58about the Israel thing um and then you guys can enjoy this in the meantime somebody made this

56:05fantastic me getting the ring Dinger which I think oh my God it's the

56:12back waxing superimposed but it looks so good doesn't it oh oh my

56:19God crazy good really really good

56:28yeah really really impressive shout out to uh a little M we love that for you we love it about

56:35all right I'll be right back guys one moment sounds good meantime let me uh try and catch up on some of these chats

56:44o I'll be back love this Jazz this needle drop that just uh put out here it's pretty nice oh my God I'm trying to

56:53scroll through Friday but there's so many here we go all right uh peace and love my friend made me a Teddy fresh

57:00cake for my birthday I sent Dan a picture in Discord oh let me go look for that uh I'd love if you saw them I'm

57:15looking I don't see it damn I don't good why are you telling

57:23lies well uh resend it to me uh Carrie was it worth all the

57:30LIE uh I bet money she's still driving that car oh Catherine could be be pretty

57:37easy to figure out why does Ethan look like it's CW Lex Luthor Mini

57:45Me CW Lex Luther is that the Smallville one I believe so is CW Lex Luther did

57:53anybody watch that show back in the day I I did you did yeah I did oh wait maybe they mean this one this isn't from

58:01mallville oh the John crier small from the arrow verse

58:08oh dude who watches these remember that show Kyle XY he had like no belly button yeah that's all I

58:17had he just had no belly button I just remember the commercials for it being pretty funny that was the tagline the man with no belly button wait no oh that

58:26wasn't pretty that's his super power just he no Kyle XY the man with no belly button

58:35that was just like no shot that was the act the promo is just him like yeah yeah yeah just his abs and it's just no belly button

58:45damn wow I haven't thought of this in so long oh my God no you don't like that I hate what I'm looking at why is that so

58:53disturbing to not have a belly button it's weird huhan Valley throws you off yeah don't like it look it was a big

59:01human or cake that's cake he's made of cake interesting interesting yeah I um I

59:08never call it Kyle XY any Kyle XY fans shout out the CW shout out CW let's

59:17see uh getting caught up here people saying they did watch that show really

59:23Kyle XY Matt Dallas for the win is that Matt Dallas Matt Dam it yeah

59:31okay man with well shout out shout out to all the Kyle XY shout out to Kyle XY dude rip to the goat is he gone all

59:40right I don't know you don't know okay who's that it's Kyle XY dude Kyle XY the man with no belly button do you remember

59:46the show no the man with no CW where's his belly button it's just he doesn't have one dude that's what the whole show is about he just has no belly button

59:55yeah does he have powers no his pow is that he doesn't have a belly button he's like an alien thing oh really spoiler

1:00:02alert oh I thought he was a clone or something I could be I I I I just know the promo but you're a human being

1:00:09clearly you were incubated somewhere like you're going to have a belly button mhm unless it's just a genetic mutation

1:00:18if you're uh but then you couldn't have been born you would have not been a viable we're going to have to order the complete first season to find out get it

1:00:27now we're going to what a hook wow I'm sold where's your belly button brother bro what are you doing I don't think anyone's talked about Kyle XY this much

1:00:37in the past like uh 20 years ever he's got abs I'll tell you that yeah just looks weird wow

1:01:07surgery all kinds of stuff I'm Googling it born without a belly button yeah it's like a genetical anomaly surgery when

1:01:14born how are you born without a belly button how do you the just didn't have an umbilical cord yeah probably isn't B get yeah right I don't know I guess

1:01:23Google Don't Lie guys go I'm going to need more info about that a lot more even even remember there's like an actor that doesn't

1:01:31actually have a bell but or something I I feel like I remember it people his name is Kyle XY people

1:01:38born without a belly button I mean it doesn't make sense it's like being born without a strange but true bab's born

1:01:47with no belly butt I'm reading about it right now out of the baby girl according to Centers for Disease Control and prevention um researchers estimate that

1:01:56about one in every 4,200 babies is born with in the United States say it

1:02:07again yeah I'm looking at that word too okay so what does that

1:02:14mean in the united many babies born with anoel also have other I think that just

1:02:21means s's belly button is attached to the baby internally not externally around the 11th week the abdominal wall

1:02:29should seal off the intestines leaving just a small hole for the umbilical cord but wait this is what normally happens so when it occurs this process doesn't

1:02:37happen the way it's supposed to in contrast the abdominal organs May protrude in addition to the intestines

1:02:45and whatever is protruding is encased in aligning so the

1:02:52umbilical internal guys at one point I think the button was hit the audio button what right now just right

1:03:00, 3 minutesnow I went back and I I heard the I heard the button sound wasn't me did you accidentally tap I've been anywhere near

1:03:07that button not me don't look at me uh oh also chat GPT says you can't be born without one he's lying no chat GP lying

1:03:16he's lying but hold on I need a clear explanation then how is this baby born uh imagine it says imagine a piece

1:03:25of cloth with a big hole in it yeah and then imagine putting a sock through the hole okay that sock is the lining and the intestines and other organs are

1:03:32inside the the uh sock doctors repair it surgically or in some cases using a technique called painting in which the

1:03:40lining is drying off dried off uh allowing the skin to grow over it they're removing the belly button that

1:03:48sounds I guess right not born without a belly button like this freak well no one is born with a belly Boton they're born

1:03:57with AAL and it's like the scar that forms a scar so if for some reason it oh so

1:04:05we're going we're going to do semantics about the belly button thing also what is a belly button well any just imagine a birth of

1:04:15defect and there's going to be a I don't how well what if it's like it's not like if you can dream it it's happened kind

1:04:24of though but how there's like billions and billions of people that's like you can't like being born without a brain I mean I don't think it's it can I mean

1:04:32you know what I mean it's just I don't understand how listen I'm not saying it's impossible I just don't understand

1:04:39the logistics of it you know okay here's a picture that I don't know we probably shouldn't show this a little graphic but

1:04:47this will give you idea the baby comes out looking like this oh they have a mega belly button right but then there's a surgery that can be done to correct it

1:04:55and then it just looks flat like they're okay so but they are okay I see yeah so they still get their nutrients from their umbilical this man is a fraud is

1:05:04my point the guy that show cuz there would be something there right you cannot be born without the belly button so who are you really and where did you

1:05:12come from and what doctor did you go to because your your belly button looks super super smooth right looks incredible who's your surgeon who's your

1:05:20surgeon Dr James wiener wow Dr can do all Kyle XY what is he ready for

1:05:30spoiler what I don't know I'm just I'm going to spoil it for myself what he is what is he I don't feel like watching the show oh yeah tell me I watch uh

1:05:38species is listed as human on the uh Kyle XY fandom Wiki uh so yikes

1:05:46to those of you saying uh he's an alien it's human human well just go to the finale let's

1:05:55read the synopsis of the finale okay we're so invested in this Bringing Down the House here we go the 10th and final episode of the third season it's the

1:06:0443rd episode overall just read the synopsis so Kyle learns that lck is already in production of a 100 clones of

1:06:12himself okay so he's a clone he's a clone I the Clone still needs the belly button guys you know if we're going to

1:06:21make a Sci-Fi show can we at least try to keep it who is upkeeping the Kyle XY fandom Wiki because the

1:06:29plot empty to be added T go ahead Dan add one right now let's let's clean it up here I have this to say I have this

1:06:39to say about the plot Kyle finds out that it's impossible to be born

1:06:46without a belly button right C funds out it's important boss

1:06:54would be born without a belly button which causes him to question am I a clone am I an

1:07:01alien am I really even alive

1:07:11further and then you say further according to chat GPT it is not possible for a human baby

1:07:19to be born without a belly button every human being has a belly button as

1:07:27a result of their development and birth it's not something that can be absent in a natural healthy birth oh

1:07:36well so that part cuz he's not natural he's Supernatural so just say it's not something that can be absent in

1:07:44birth that can happen in birth in birth yeah that's fine that's worded weird but okay okay got it anything else you'd

1:07:53like to have that's it does it save it for real yeah yeah bro we're in the

1:08:01fandom we are in the fandom wait read the whole synopsis it's only a paragraph I'm curious now uh to his horror Kyle learns that lck is

1:08:10already in production of 100 clones of himself to be kept similarly in tanks for years Kyle and Jesse must find a way to put a stop to it but they need all

1:08:17the help they can get Josh has a small part Jesse must stay out of sight so Amanda had to help with the had

1:08:24has to help her help the plan and Mark gets dragged into it too oh not mark it seems to go well until Nate and Cassidy

1:08:33each make a sudden appearance story's left hanging on more than one Cliff No

1:08:40never got we didn't get the resolution no where's the film where's the follow-up film and it's been since

1:08:492009 he has no belly but the boy without a belly button all right thank you where are we what are we

1:08:58doing um oh yeah there's something I want to talk about I keep getting sidetracked but I'm not super familiar with

1:09:07Misfits they're like a a group a video group they I know they had a pretty um it's like popular podcast a

1:09:17podcast I don't know much about them either yeah and so love would know right

1:09:24with him yeah so all these um institutions are falling you guys uh podcast Misfits apparently this

1:09:33whole thing is in shambles um they're

1:09:41ay and I remember a few years ago they were they were a big deal I remember they had pokem man on it it had like

1:09:50million million plus views wait did I just see a Tedd fresh Beanie where scroll up Scroll up Scroll up up up up

1:09:58up one more row oh my God on the right I think you're right oh that one too greetings greetings greetings GRE please

1:10:06don't be the please don't be the guy who's the pedal who or not the pedal but like the essay guy who's the guy with

1:10:12the beanie greetings greetings that's that's not Ryan is it please God don't be Ryan where in the

1:10:22be please is anyone able to fact check that chat would chat knows well I what's the name of the

1:10:30person is Ryan P yeah I mean is this it looks like it could be him is this the same guy no no no that's not the same

1:10:38guy it's not no don't no no no no this is a good guy someone in that beanie would never do what Ryan P did okay

1:10:47right chat that's not the same guy and apologies apologies to you my friend

1:10:55I love this guy can we make sure it's not Ryan p i i nobody in chat is willing to I

1:11:05don't know who any of these people are so all right Ryan P Misfits it doesn't look like him here let's let's just people are saying that's Toby that's

1:11:12Toby I love Toby I Toby it's not Ryan okay there you go exactly we love Toby so this is their manager I guess

1:11:21and um boy I don't know what's wrong with people

1:11:27like he manages a podcast man and then he's not even that serious and

1:11:34then he's just basically taking advantage of of uh young

1:11:41boys I don't know the age I think they were all age of consent but they were basically coerced so and it sounds like

1:11:48somewhere outright assaulted by him um pretty intense stuff man the the

1:11:57institutions they're falling damn but here we are in the face

1:12:06it's it's an institution this is what I'm saying guys I just I draw this to your attention to once again just

1:12:13appreciate that we as an institution are not built on one big

1:12:20steel beam that could be melted by jet fuel jet fuel we have multiple uh

1:12:27loadbearing walls beams right right so it take a lot more than

1:12:34a airplane hitting us to take this show down the are you talking about I

1:12:42understand the analogy I was just doing a world trade because uh yeah no I get it it's just okay sure it's not a good

1:12:49it wasn't that good yeah but I I thought maybe I thought some of you guys knew them cuz they pretty big but I I I'm also not familiar I just saw somebody

1:12:58post uh something that happened to them by this guy Ryan P on on Twitter and it was really really sad felt really bad

1:13:05for this poor kid you know I used to watch both uh Fitz and Swagger Souls back in the days but and

1:13:13then wasn't there a big drama around this guy Fitz too yeah with um with call me Carson and some girl that I don't

1:13:20remember the name of sheet that on he like took his girlfriend or something yeah yeah it was this whole goly

1:13:29man I just think like how do you is it possible to get like six dudes together that just one of them isn't like a

1:13:37predator no no no no only I mean like what's the odds we've never seen it happen you get you just you know what I mean you give them some mics and you say

1:13:46oh you're doing a pcast now and then all of a sudden they think they're Harvey Weinstein sadly it's literally also the

1:13:55boys off the mic H it's just this is just what happen

1:14:01boys podcast is that killer Keem why is his head so why does it look photoshopped why is his head so weird they must have done something there's no

1:14:09way but he was there I think yeah probably some point but that being said whose homie's name that I love Toby

1:14:18Kobe's the man Toby Toby to Toto Toby yeah Toto Toby yeah R Kobe though yes

1:14:26but we love Toby awesome dude man love him Reach Out Toby we love you um so that's that I don't know I

1:14:34don't know what to say but if memory serves me the keemstar puffer fish soundbite comes from his podcast

1:14:41interview hold on let's seear podcast hold on this is the episode everybody's asking how many guys

1:14:49are on our crew yeah what are you to say I think and we're we're we defy we're defying that's right the odds we're out

1:14:57here you know that's what makes us so special with our dicks in pants and ladies firmly

1:15:05in um I don't know if ladies really pose such a menace to society as

1:15:14well we did just spend uh like two months talking about Colleen Ballinger right there there is that aspect um but here it is the

1:15:24500,000 hello and welcome back to the misfitz podcast rated five stars on iTunes by Bobby BL he says this podcast

1:15:31is really good for sleep you just put it on close your eyes and drift into traffic oh c on the time say what cam found the time stamp

1:15:40it's at 356 how'd you find that already I got my ways 3:56 puffer fish L some guy was like two

1:15:49two kids in front of you like hey can I punch my friend in this stomach for you and he was just like yeah sure and then I some guy just socked his friend in the

1:15:58stomach and then they shook hands and left what the so it's it was quite the experience I don't think this ever

1:16:05happened at one of our meetups but not too bad nothing like Bond now I'm on the edge of my seat how does keemstar

1:16:12transition to puffer fish from that I'm wondering that myself were you sure this is the right time stamp it's

1:16:19not 356 but yeah it's a 3 it's 10 seconds away I linked it there right there if you want to click it

1:16:26fishing which was I know would you call that a successful trip I dude I think so I had a had a good time we had fun I

1:16:33it's pretty strange right so in America right you go into the pet store right and you see all the fish right and there's this like the the puffer fish

1:16:42right there's there's no puffer fish in pet stores that's not a thing is it well in like a exotic fish store there would

1:16:50be maybe in Buffalo I never seen a puffer maybe not whatever I've seen puffer fish really you could buy a puffer fish I've never seen one of those in you should get how

1:16:59you got to get into fish bro yeah get into fish oh yeah I'm seeing Petco fish there you go I got a question Zach why did you think to pull that Tim stamp

1:17:07it's so because it's so out of pocket and so random would come useful and it did how' you even find it though

1:17:15I don't even remember dude were you watching this podcast I must have been combing for keemstar just cuz I have so many sound

1:17:23from him yeah I must and it was so Random I'm like how could I not have that yeah just the puffer fish it turns into a

1:17:30circle the one that turns into a circle right and like people people buy those is funny man true shout out Zach thank

1:17:39you for the visual thank you for the gifted what a find the puffer fish right the one that's turns into a circle he

1:17:45holds up a circle um back when I worked at Adult Swim they had a show that was called fish Center Live and they had two puffer fish fish in the fish tank there

1:17:54you go so that's how I knew you can get puffer fish you can get puffer anywhere dude yeah can we get a puffer fish here let's get a fish sure I didn't know that

1:18:00, 18 minuteswas a thing we'll get puff fish you know will it turn into a circle all right so here's what I want to talk about oh

Chapter 6: Talking About Israel & Palestine

1:18:09ela's ready so we'll do this thing then obviously everybody's heard about

1:18:17what's happening in Israel do you want me to let her in now yeah you can let her in okay so uh um you know oh hey I'm

1:18:25just I just started talking about it right the one that turns into a circle I see her behind a little bit I

1:18:33see the delay can you hear me hey yes okay yeah I was just starting to talk about

1:18:42it okay so over it's a delay so I didn't realize so over the

1:18:51weekend Hamas who is the governing uh I mean they're terrorist organization but they're

1:19:00, 19 minutesalso control Gaza Strip they um somehow managed to put together

1:19:09this surprise invasion of uh into Israel

1:19:16um and it was you know it was horrific there was so far at least 700 is

1:19:23died which is nuts one of the one of the crazy things was there was a a nature party a peace party they actually call it

1:19:31ironically and I guarantee a lot of people there were were

1:19:38um pro peace you know who are anti uh Netanyahu

1:19:46and all that kind of stuff and so yeah for sure they were all young um definitely that type of crowd that is

1:19:55unhappy with the government and so 260 people got violently brutally murdered by

1:20:05terrorists and the the the really sad kind of crazy thing is that I don't know if this has changed but last that I

1:20:13heard Hamas didn't even know about the party they just happened upon

1:20:19it that's that uh and so um but that was 260 they were

1:20:26also invading lots of villages and Kuts and towns and uh just going you know build

1:20:34door too and just murdering families kidnapping Children Killing Children

1:20:42kidnapping desecrating people's bodies I mean just the most horrific acts of Terror that you can imagine on a an

1:20:51insanely uh on an Ane scale too one of the crazy Parts was or Ela

1:20:58was watching Israeli news when it first started happening because the I don't think American News had really caught up yet but there was people calling in from

1:21:08like their safe room or their houses or from hiding being like Whispering yeah it was so hard and like

1:21:17I've been watching the news nonstop since it started and that on that day it started at 6:00 a.m. Saturday

1:21:23and the whole day um people were calling the news because they called police they called everybody and nobody was coming

1:21:30to help them for hours until like late that day um which was too late for for

1:21:37most of them and yeah some I heard awful calls like moms with their children whispering in their safe room

1:21:45like I I can hear them outside I hear gunshots everywhere please send somebody please send somebody oh yeah and then so

1:21:53families would be locked in the safe rooms and then the terrce would light the house on fire M yeah so some yeah some they just light

1:22:03on fire um some they ended up getting to some they kidnapped and you see stories

1:22:11of um like there there's one guy who found out through a video on

1:22:18socials that his wife and two young children and mother motherin-law were all taken

1:22:25hostages um the mom and the children went to visit the mother-in-law and he wasn't with them

1:22:32and he ended up seeing the video of them being taken away on socials and then he's calling the news on that day and

1:22:40he's telling them I just saw this and nobody's calling me nobody's telling me anything and that's still until now all the families that have people taken from

1:22:48them they have nobody calling them like no officials there's no no lines of support for them nothing I think the

1:22:55government is so overwhelmed because this was such a surprise for everybody

1:23:02um it's just like horrific stories one after the other and most of this has just been

1:23:10like people the citizens themselves creating support groups people are cooking now and sending other people

1:23:17food there's all kinds of stuff happening they're just like people trying to help people right now so the part

1:23:26that I I dude I had a hard time being online because first of all this always happens in conflicts like this but every

1:23:34there's so many fake videos and stuff people post but then the the other thing that's been really hard is

1:23:44seeing you know what let me do this before I even talk about this let me just tell you first of all just so it's not n ambiguous about

1:23:53how I feel about this situation as a whole okay let me just say

1:24:03this disgusting weirdos um I tweeted this I I think this was when um

1:24:11the IDF blew up some apartment building or some horrific in Gaza a few years ago I said the Israeli government is making me sick even if Hamas is

1:24:19operating as civilian buildings it doesn't justify the total Destruction of that building it's inhumane netan is a piece of warmonger needs to go as a dual citizen I love Israel and the

1:24:27Israeli people they deserve a government that actually believes in peace and not force in violence the ultra right Jewish settlers among the greatest provocators in the world they are Shameless hateful

1:24:35fueled by religious Zeal and enabled by the Israeli government I wish the settling and reposition of Palestinian land would stop I wish the bombing in

1:24:43Gaza would stop gaza's desert to live a life free of fear for all the crimes Hamas has committed we must always remember that they are not Palestine the

1:24:51Israeli government holds holds all the power and is on them to stop Devol and show a true willingness for peace okay so just so it's not unambiguous and also

1:25:01if you need further proof I was honored by this Twitter poster do we not have the original

1:25:13one can you find the original one she uh I don't know how how big this went PSA

1:25:21for those new to the is Palestine fandom which is a really she's being cynical I think

1:25:29right um here's an important refresher I made it to the celebrities who support

1:25:36Palestine and um and um very flattering actually a lot of the

1:25:45comments were like is that Ethan picture real yes it's from a while ago she said um

1:25:54there was uh oh there's more here no that's not real he Photoshopped it because um the main insult that

1:26:02Andrew Tate types with theirm is he's being fat and then she responded literally has it on his on his pfp pretty sure it's

1:26:09him so there we go which I like the top comment in our thread on Reddit uh

1:26:18especially when their picture is their profile picture is of Olivia wild and we can plainly just assume that they are not Olivia wild in this current

1:26:26moment I guess maybe I should update it I don't know when I saw that I was like I maybe I should update my profile pick maybe it's time maybe it's

1:26:35time it must have been deleted I'm not seeing it oh okay I found the this post was deleted by the post author and I

1:26:43found like all of the comments underneath where she's like yes it's from a while ago and then someone's like no it's not real they realized that it was wrong literally has it on their

1:26:51profile photo pretty sure it's him wait how do we know for certain though maybe he said it because deep down it is him to my podcast do five episodes a week

1:27:00, 27 minutesdamn let go click something anyway whatever I don't care it was funny yeah but the point is before anyone thinks otherwise let me

1:27:10just get that out of the way now the thing the thing that I've been seeing online that makes me uh sick is

1:27:19that just like brazen uh enthusiastic support for

1:27:27Hamas um like this so there was even before Israeli responded at all like the

1:27:35first 12 hours was just wanting Massacre of civilians kidnapping desecrating of

1:27:42bodies just absolute uh terrible unjustifiable uh violence and

1:27:51terrorism and immediately I see so many left leftists being like um I stand with

1:27:59Palestine which I do stand with Palestine right but if there's so if there's a unpro if there's not

1:28:06unprovoked but if there's a terrorist attack where 700 people are killed and your immediate response is I stand with

1:28:16Palestine what am I how am I supposed to interpret that other than I stand with Hamas is Israel hasn't done anything

1:28:23they haven't air stried Gaza all that's happening is that they're trying to count dead bodies but that I mean that's not the

1:28:31most gruesome takes but I've seen a lot of that and it's like um it's a ma am I am I missing something there I don't see

1:28:40any other way to interpret like I stand with Palestine first of all an insult to Palestinians there's 2 million people

1:28:49there and I guarantee you a lot of them aren't terrorists or four terrorist ISM so you know what I mean

1:28:56that I don't think that represents the people of Palestine and does anyone a favor just seems to me like they're cheering on

1:29:03terrorists um am I missing something like I don't know how else I'm supposed to interpret that the only thing that

1:29:10they're they're saying I agree with is that 700 people were murdered in Cold Blood burned alive desecrated I don't

1:29:18get it it's disgusting it's actually really horrific I've seen it so much uh that's not just saying you're Pro Palestine wasn't the worst stuff I've

1:29:27seen though I don't want to call anybody out because I don't want to get into it honestly but I've seen a few prominent lefties I'm sure you'll see you've seen

1:29:36them all that are just like they can't they don't care

1:29:46they just don't care it's really sad it's like really sad it's like America and Iraq we killed

1:29:54a fuckload of people there horrific so imagine a group of terrorists Iraqi

1:30:01terrorists made it into La went to a neighborhood and just started killing everybody going in the

1:30:09houses dragging them out burning them alive kidnapping kids desecrating people's

1:30:17bodies who's going to go I stand with the people of Iraq right after that happens that's

1:30:23psychotic I just saw a Survivor from the party from the rave party talking about

1:30:30his experience and it's just it's horrific it's hard to I think it's hard to explain to people what people just

1:30:38went through um but he saw all of his friends die in front of him they were all trying

1:30:47to hide and a terrorist came and just shot all of them point blank in the face looking at them and smiling and then

1:30:56dragging buddies and dancing and playing music it's just that's not that's just

1:31:02barbaric that's just disgusting it's just the people's like hesit their hate for Israel is like

1:31:11preventing people from it's like they're supporting Hamas terrorism and you see all kinds of takes

1:31:19like like on one hand I understand understand that there's

1:31:29not let me pull this up choose my words carefully here you know the other thing is

1:31:36that there's another misconception that these people who are being killed are settlers there are no settlements around

1:31:44Gaza these are just normal ass towns these are normal people living normal lives in their little communities the settl are in the West Bank every

1:31:53settlement around Gaza was was evacuated in 2005 forcibly by the government those normal people of very different

1:32:02political leaning like some were probably left leaning and some were probably right just like here how you have conservative and you have Democrat

1:32:12a lot of people in Israel are not happy with the government there's there's been so many protests in the last year the whole country practically has been

1:32:20protesting and so so it's not like everybody that died is a settler that the settlers are like the craziest of

1:32:28Israel so people make a what I think is a decent point they say settlers aren't civilians they're you know inserting

1:32:37themselves into this uh violent clash and I I agree with that to an extent I understand and so people who

1:32:45are desperate to um defend Hamas uh um are saying that these people

1:32:53were settlers they were not settlers there's no settlements around Gaza these were just normal people children family

1:33:02kids and um it's really disturbing frankly the amount of people that I've seen just

1:33:10like are like let's go let's go I stand with palisin right after a terrorist attack am I crazy that that I

1:33:18know what that means I stand with Palestine too but if right after the world the the planes hit

1:33:26the World Trade Center you saying something like I don't even know what to say I stand with Al Qaeda I mean what the

1:33:34I guess that's not the same I think my analogy of Iraqis invading La is good we

1:33:42did so much wrong to the Iraqi people and the country

1:33:50nobody saying would even disagree with that at this point and a lot of the same stuff I'm seeing people say about

1:33:58Palestine you could say what are the Iraqis supposed to do they don't have any recourse um this is the only way they

1:34:05can express themselves um you know what I mean like they uh

1:34:15they they have every right oh I've SE seen this stuff too um they're calling it self-defense they

1:34:22go uh libs are like so excited

1:34:29for Palestinian rights and for the apartheid to end but when they do something about it then everyone pauses

1:34:37like they're doing something about it is murdering 700 civilians in just the most horrific way possible and so if you

1:34:46imagine that a thousand Iraqis somehow invaded la as uh you

1:34:54know as revenge for the awful things the American government did there right so we could look at that and

1:35:02say sure in a sense I I get it right and you could say like oh America deserves it whatever like in the sense of justice

1:35:10like I understand that concept that you're getting at but when they go to a block a neighborhood of people and just

1:35:18again in the most violent disgusting inh main barbaric way murdering kids kidnapping kids desecrating bodies

1:35:27burning people alive and then you're going to go I stand with Iraq I mean that that's crazy you can stand with Iraq and also

1:35:35condemn Hamas being monsters which people don't want to do it's crazy you know and Hamas they're not dude

1:35:44they're not Freedom Fighters Hamas is terrorist they terrorize the people of of Gaza just as just as much you know what I mean mean they're just

1:35:52like a a fundamental extremist terrorist

1:35:59group you know they also terrorize the Palestinians that that are under their rule it's crazy dude it's crazy

1:36:08man it's really nauseating to see some of the people uh you know just ignoring that it's

1:36:18crazy it's crazy and again I'm not and now it's I can look at it and

1:36:24say that you know Ethan you're being intentionally Cho shut the up people are saying Israel does that on

1:36:33the daily the idea that onily that's not what I'm talking about see that's what you're doing you're excuse you're you're

1:36:41excusing people being burned alive and kids being murdered you're saying Israeli Israel does that on the daily

1:36:48okay now I'm not denying that I'm not deny so are you so are you in favor of an

1:36:55Iraqi uh terrorist cell coming to kill everyone in your neighborhood are you willing to sacrifice your life to an

1:37:03Iraqi terrorist for what we did in in Iraq go ahead you know I don't see the difference I don't I mean America

1:37:12killed a million Iraqis by some estimates that's a hell of a lot more than Palestinians who have died at the hands of

1:37:20Israel so so let's let's bring an Iraqi terrorist group to your neighborhood and

1:37:27you just go out and be slaughtered and your mom be slaughtered and your kids be slaughtered and you burned alive

1:37:34barbaric it's horrific and again I'm saying that I support Palestine

1:37:42there's no other way for me to uh I don't know how more I can express that you

1:37:49know some somebody here's an an Israeli because it shekles they say Palestinians voted homas into power in 2006 Ethan they represent the Palestinian

1:37:58people dude I don't think the Palestinians understood the scope of what Hamas who

1:38:06they are and I don't think there's been free election since that happened it's been yeah in 2006 was a long

1:38:13time ago Hamas they took power and they stayed in power they're violent terrorists and I don't think it's fair to say that

1:38:22represents Palestinians there's 2 million people there they're not all terrorists

1:38:28okay um Gaza is an open air prison okay I agree but I agree that's what I'm saying you know what I mean so go

1:38:37sacrifice your family to Iraqi terrorists if you care about Freedom so much like there's just a callousness that I've seen online and support for

1:38:46just violent terrorists that's been nauseating you

1:38:53know standing with Palestine oh there's so many comments Ethan please learn more about this shut

1:39:01the up you're clearly taking a side here you loser you I think Ethan has a lot of credibility to talk about it he

1:39:08lived there for five years and he's married to an Israeli I know you care about find to like sit in America and think that you're know better than

1:39:16somebody who lives in Israel go please go let's go bring the Iraqi terrorist to your to your block to murder your whole family and then talk about how it's

1:39:24Justified um if you care about Palestine the way you're framing it is a really bad take what that burning

1:39:31family's alive is is should be uh condemned is that a bad take then you need to see a

1:39:41doctor if that's a bad take you need to see a doctor okay like I can't emphasize how much

1:39:49Israel has um

1:39:59suppressed destroyed ruined palest Palestinians lives the worst thing that's so hard to

1:40:08to Def impossible to defend is the um the settlements that our government sh sanctioned in the in the West Bank it's

1:40:17horrific and it's it is an act of war and an act of you know cultural genocide and it's and it's

1:40:24horrific okay right and the government of Israel is a colossal failure bet Netanyahu is a

1:40:33war criminal a psycho I voted against him every time I could and young people don't want him in there

1:40:42either I mean the whole country of they hate him they hate the government they literally have been protesting they've been out on the streets like the whole

1:40:50last year people there are so fed up with the government in Israel they could not feel any worse about it they they do

1:40:58not feel the government represents them at all oh here this is a good analogy too let's say a group of Native and I'm

1:41:06not saying that these are peaceful people again I'm I'm only speaking hypothetically let's say a group of Native American terrorists come off of a

1:41:14uh a reservation and come to your neighborhood and start killing everybody dude are you you going to be

1:41:22like hey I I support okay I deserve it come shoot me come rape me but listen because I was born in this country just

1:41:31come and rape me freely it's it's my fault no if I was there I would fight

1:41:38for my family and for my home because I need a home to live my family needs a home to live in right a basic right

1:41:45everybody needs that and same for Palestinians I'm not saying they don't just like Ethan said I never voted for baby in my life I never would people are

1:41:54wishing death on these kots families kids women they what's their only crime is being born somewhere same as the

1:42:01Palestinians frankly I mean obviously it's way better off to be on the Israel side but their crime is being born somewhere they didn't choose to be born

1:42:10in Israel they didn't choose to be part of this uh political termoil and they're not they weren't

1:42:19settlers so think about what they're saying when immediately after a terrorist attack

1:42:27people saying I support Palestine and what they don't mean Palestine they mean Hamas let's say the Native Americans they come to your neighborhood and they

1:42:36just start burning people alive killing people kidnapping kids desecrating bodies and the first take is you know I

1:42:44support the Native American uh Revenge I support Native American uh militi

1:42:52I support Native Americans it's like what it's like yeah of course we I support Native Americans too but like did you not just see that they killed

1:43:00, 43 minutes700 people you know um somebody said I found a too oh maybe

1:43:08I shouldn't read that did catch my attention though and it wasn't about

1:43:14this um I'm only saying that from what I saw there are people on Twitter

1:43:22prominent lefties who are so callous they feel nothing for these

1:43:30dumbest analogy possible shut the up what's Dumber what could be it's right on how's it dumb the Iraqi one the Native American one they're

1:43:38pretty much right on it's War innocent people die all right so let's bring the Iraqis out iraqy terrorist group to your neighborhood and see if you care if

1:43:47people murder everyone you love burn them alive You're such cowards such losers

1:43:55you're sitting here in America by the way America who's who's probably committed the most atrocious crimes of Against Humanity of

1:44:05any recent country and you're going to sit here and be like go

1:44:13Hamas get a grip dude it's literally Columbus Day that's

1:44:20true that is an interesting coincidence I'm sorry I don't see what's possibly wrong with the analogy how how

1:44:27is it wrong how is it about analogy I think what people don't understand when they say that is like what it means to

1:44:36somebody in Israel is going through grieving right now of so many people around them and their life as it used to be that nobody knows right now what to

1:44:44expect and how long this war is going to last like when you come out and say free

1:44:51Palestine after they just lost everybody they have children taken away from them that's not if you're really for

1:44:58humanitarian reasons that's not what you should be saying right now and we all and I'm free Palestine too right it's

1:45:05just the timing I know what it is you're saying I support Hamas I mean that's what you're that's what you're saying

1:45:13maybe not even intentionally you know but that is yeah it might not be intentionally but that that is what it means and that their mission was to kill

1:45:21all Jewish people 700 people were murdered dude kids man they're killing kids

1:45:31dude kidnapping children burning them alive and y'all are like let's go Hamas

1:45:38not y'all but like the left there's some liberals they're just they don't care man they don't care and it's crazy

1:45:45to me it's crazy you know in the same sense it's like we all want peace and I'm readily admit all the everything

1:45:54that the government of Israel has done to instigate this right and like I

1:46:02I also can look at it and admit that the terrorist attack is a consequences of Israel's occupation I see that and I

1:46:10understand what you're saying that being

1:46:17said I'm pretty sure that you need to slaughter 700 civilians and uh to uh

1:46:26that number is going to go up by the way there's 2,000 injured still besides that 700 and a lot of them are in a bad

1:46:34condition yeah and again it's like the people that they're killing are probably the majority of them are are uh you know

1:46:41free Palestine too Palestinian children are dying right now too right yeah it's horrible yeah and I wouldn't

1:46:50I'm not saying go Israel when they when is go celebrate that I wouldn't put on music and start dancing to that I

1:46:59wouldn't if when Israel attacks a blows up like a residential building I don't go to Twitter and say I stand with Israel I mean some people do

1:47:07right and that's barbaric too that's psychotic you know but I don't I don't do that and there's a if y'all really

1:47:14want peace it just makes me wonder like do you really think that cheering on mosque killing 700 people and to be

1:47:23going up is like the Israeli military and even the people of

1:47:30Israel now are being galvanized to go on a fullscale invasion of Gaza like the result of this is going to be

1:47:38so horrific and I and I feel for the people of Gaza I feel so bad for them and what they're gonna what's going to happen to them and you know Netanyahu is

1:47:46a he goes people in Gaza get out now cuz we're going to level it it's like get out where dumbass it's like it's like a joke that he says that

1:47:53and he's a bloodthirsty lunatic but like the result of this is going to be I I I I uh I'm scared to even imagine

1:48:04the the casualties that going to happen as a result of this in Gaza um and

1:48:15so that's that's all I'm saying I mean this this was terrorist attack doesn't seem hard to be like it's yeah

1:48:22I'm sorry that happened it's sad I don't support Hamas you know I just don't see that being that hard seems pretty

1:48:30uncontroversial to just not support Hamas and a radical terrorist organization it's

1:48:39crazy doesn't seem that hard you guys stop chat h no

1:48:48no I've seen people that I like and that I followed doing like it's been really hard to see doing

1:48:56just straight up just straight up Hamas propaganda

1:49:03man you know like what I don't even want to say it dude I don't want to get into it with people

1:49:12it's too up me you don't have to say who but like what what is being said that's upsetting

1:49:22all right you tell me if you think this you don't want to you tell me if you think this is up hold on okay let me pull this

1:49:33up the reason I asked is just because you you yourself saying that you know you have a lot of sympathy for

1:49:40Palestinians and understand the free Palestine movement and everything and I just wonder are people explicitly saying

1:49:48that they like Kamas or are you you how would you interp okay here let me show you this and then you tell me what you think hold on I'm find trying

1:49:55to find this post I'm just scrolling so much

1:50:05hold on did you send something no I'm I'm

1:50:12scrolling still um

1:50:24go ahead hold music ah God so many

1:50:37posts something I would chime in with um you know obviously I'm not from there um I do have family member who lives in

1:50:45Israel he's lived there since the 60s and so I was speaking to him over the week weekend and I was very curious because you know obviously he's older

1:50:54and um like you were saying Ethan that the uh most of the young people are not fans of uh the right-wing government

1:51:02that is in control of Israel right now um but I didn't know I didn't know uh what his opinions would really be like so I asked him and um and I was

1:51:11relieved to hear that he hates Netanyahu and uh has been against him for a long time um and I guess I'm just bringing up

1:51:19that point to show that it isn't even just like a young generational thing I mean there

1:51:26are a lot of uh older Boomer age people as well that um here's here's Mia here's

1:51:35Mia Khalifa okay it this picture is from a video of them in trucks just

1:51:42indiscriminately killing people they're going through a village and they're just murdering people there's a video of it

1:51:50and she tweets it out and said this is a Renaissance painting this is a Renaissance painting that's what she

1:51:59said it's a weird thing to say that dude it's psychotic

1:52:05that dude it's up a murder scene terrist you're just a you're just Pro terrorism I'm sorry that's that's

1:52:14horeshit it's disgusting and like again I support Palestine as much as any body does you know and by the way

1:52:22Iron alert Hamas would love you Mia go go and

1:52:29list I see what you're saying by the way I see a lot of people asking so my my family is okay um they're safe it's just

1:52:39it's really scary my mom is like scared she can't cuz she's by herself so she doesn't want to be alone right now so

1:52:46she's staying with family everybody terrified and every time I call her she's

1:52:54crying I have friends that know somebody that is missing that went to the party and it's really scary yeah um I

1:53:04mean your best friend's husband got called into the reserves her one of her friends is missing you know Israel is a small

1:53:11country it affect everybody and so

1:53:20I just the the callousness towards civilians being slaughtered I'm not even talking about Israelis I'm not talking about Palestinians just a callousness

1:53:29towards the slaughter of innocent people I'll try to find another one

1:53:36it while I'm here um hold

1:53:46on let me see thank you

1:53:56Zach you do now but then like also I'll say this

1:54:04there's really psychotic takes on the right which is more like about how you

1:54:11know making crazy sweeping generalizations about Palestinians being all terrorists and which is you know equally insane

1:54:20uh equally up and horrific

1:54:30um uh maybe he unliked it hold

1:54:42on here okay here here here I'm going to send this I'm curious what you found uh Olivia

1:54:54send to we're not going to talk about this whole episode I'm just I'm just saying something about something that's

1:55:02important and then we'll move on so this girl you can pull that

1:55:14up now this go

1:55:22ahead you got I sent it in the WhatsApp oh you sent in WhatsApp

1:55:35sorry so this tweet was liked by Matt Lech who's a he works for with Sam Cedar

1:55:43at the majority report MH I respect him and what they do there

1:55:50and yet this crazy Hamas apologist propaganda he's liking it this girl there's a video of her being

1:55:59kidnapped I think this happened at the nature party where she just witnessed 300 people some OD being absolutely

1:56:06slaughtered in Cold Blood so look at this scroll up so this this propagandist liar says she wasn't

1:56:13murdered awarded or abused footage shows her moments later safe in Gaza so here she is with a bottle of

1:56:22water after the same people just murdered 300 people in Cold Blood

1:56:29murdered them right in front of her you know how is this proof I don't

1:56:36even know if this picture was taken before it may have been even taken before she was

1:56:44captured but how is this proof that H like Hamas is some

1:56:51kind of humanitarian they're they're going to take good care of her they just killed 300 of her friends in front of her what are you talking about don't you

1:56:59see that this is like Hamas whitewashing propaganda am I wrong it's insane it's like she's fine you

1:57:08guys you know and this girl by the way her dad has been going on the media talking about how he supports two states and

1:57:17wants peace and you know what I and is against the violence even you know even after his daughter who I'm sure has the same exact Politics as him was

1:57:26kidnapped and all of her friends killed in front of her and that's her husband by the way who's being uh taken at

1:57:33gunpoint probably murdered and by the way Hamas says they're going to start murdering civilians one at a time on

1:57:41TV so I'm sure they're going to take really good care of her like Hamas is some kind of humanitarians to follow like Rules of Engagement it's just I

1:57:50don't know to me am I wrong I mean that's up it's like why are you liking that all it's doing is just white

1:57:57washing Hamas she's fine it's

1:58:07crazy yeah they dragged her away her boyfriend's missing he was dragged away right in front of her she was was she paraded around dead no I don't I don't

1:58:16think that was her but there was another girl who's body was just basically people were celebrating and dancing around her corpse and just dragging

1:58:25it I'm not I'm not celebrating that I'm not celebrating any like that and so

1:58:34like oh yeah this was another weird story 23 and me got hacked and people specifically obtained ashkanazi Jew data

1:58:44did you see that story we talked about it on Friday I think you were maybe black drunk at the time that's why I remember they're uh they're going to

1:58:51come right to my doorstep dude Crystal knocked that's weird yeah that that's terrifying yeah and Israel said they're

1:58:59leveling Gaza yeah and so when the did and I've been saying that that's psychotic too so but so then because the

1:59:07government of Israel is psychotic barbaric freaks okay then you're going to be like

1:59:15Hamas you going say then it's then it's cool what's Hamas is doing what's the point of saying that saying yeah Israel

1:59:23does bad stuff too right so what is the point of saying that you're trying to

1:59:30justify Hamas killing people sorry I don't support either one of them you

1:59:39know that's it man gross I think people are way too comfortable just being pro terrorists right now makes me

1:59:46want to puke it's going to get worse before it gets

1:59:55better a lot worse it's going to get a lot worse man

2:00:04sad dude are you even are you guys even listening to what I'm saying I do not support Hamas but it's wild to act like Israel hasn't acted similarly for

2:00:12decades bro are you listening to what I'm saying like are people even listen the

2:00:19the words I'm saying I don't know doesn't seem like it I'm just saying don't cheer for

2:00:28terrorists who parade around desecrated corpse and kill children and burn families alive I don't I don't think that that's a crazy

2:00:38take if you think it is then let's let's go invite the Iraqi terrorist who are exacting Revenge well-deserved Revenge

2:00:46to come to your city block and kill every one you love and burn them alive cool

2:00:53man they we deserve it right I mean do we deserve Americans do we all deserve to be burned alive because of what our government has

2:01:02done how much has the American government done how bad do we all deserve to die how many of you all are keyboard Warriors sitting at

2:01:10home in America okay and the safety of your home you deserve to

2:01:16die is that what you're saying cuz I don't think you believe that I don't think you'd be

2:01:24cool who's cheering for them a lot of people a lot I don't need to talk about Israel

2:01:33horrible things I've done that I've done that I talk about the horrible things Israel's done I've done that I do

2:01:47that thank you that's all I have to say so if you if you think Hamas is dope just

2:01:54remember that you more even more than Israelis perhaps deserve to be uh burned alive by terrorists and your whole

2:02:02family murdered in front of you so there you go in fact why don't you just make it easier why don't you just fly to

2:02:10uh fly to uh Isis and do them a favor and just let them you know just Serve Yourself on a platter for them because

2:02:17you deserve it scumbags freaks bloodthirsty Savage freaks

2:02:26man oh here's another Israeli one Ethan Eli I know it's hard to present this position to your audience who have difficult time to accept it but that's why your statement is very meaningful

2:02:33people need to hear these things thank you Assa and again I'm not even I'm not even voicing the smallest support for Israel I am again so opposed to the

2:02:42Israeli government and I fully acknowledge the cultural genocide the stealing of land um and the provoc the

2:02:50provoking and the creation of terrorism are a result of Israel's actions I don't doubt that at all in fact I mean that's

2:02:57literally what's happening and also Palestinians are not

2:03:06Hamas so yall being like Hamas does a massive terrorist attack and your response is I support Palestine you're

2:03:14not doing them any favors cuz guess what they're not terrorists to million of those people are probably just peaceloving folks that

2:03:22want to live not live in fear watch their loved ones and homes being blown

2:03:29up I Hamas is bringing hell on them too right now because you know that Israel is going to react and that's not going to

2:03:37be good for the innocent people over there either it's going to be horrible and there's going to be so many gods

2:03:43and civilians that are going to die because of Israel because the Israel government is

2:03:51barbaric genocidal Freaks and I hate them here come the black helicopters

2:03:59I know I hear criticize Israel you know what I mean how how what more do you want me to say I'm just stopping short of saying gu the chat probably

2:04:07didn't hear it there was a helicopter flying over the building really low just now basically I agree with you up to just coming close to saying uh normal

2:04:16civilians deserve to be murder murdered alive because of where they were born I guess that's the only so if you if you think that I'm missing the point then

2:04:24you can go to Isis uh and let them kill you for your the crimes of your

2:04:34country crazy man I don't know normalized

2:04:41Terror yeah basically Logan I mean Israel are doing terrorists

2:04:49too they're terrorists I mean on and they have all the power Israel has all the power the power and balance is crazy

2:04:56right I want to show you something that say Ethan they're fascists I think that you is I'm listen I'm not I'm not not saying that because

2:05:05I I don't think that they're the people in power there are fascists I just think that that that label is used very liberally and I don't think I even

2:05:12really know what it means but what more do you want me to say they're genocidal murderous war criminals I mean Jesus is that not

2:05:20enough what Dan I saw something that made me raise an eye row this morning

2:05:27um did you see news about this I don't know so uh and ELO you can correct me if

2:05:35I'm wrong but uh this is pronounced shinb so it's basically like Israeli FBI

2:05:42right I think so like police internal police as opposed to most is intelligence or or enforcement cuz if

2:05:49it's intelligence more like CIA I guess CIA is international though um that's why I say FBI CU they are domestic intelligence service anyways um when the

2:05:58head of shinb the Israeli domestic intelligence service warned Netanyahu earlier this year that deadly attacks by settlers on Palestinians would increase

2:06:05the security threat to Israel he was roundly denounced by members of netanyahu's lud party one lud Member of Parliament complained the ideology of

2:06:13the left has reached the top echelons of shined the Deep state has sh is sorry Shin is basically shabbach I

2:06:22think that's like the same thing it's what shabbach it's like another way Shak yeah what is shabak what is that oh

2:06:32okay um it's like the Defense Force or yeah probably like Military

2:06:39Intelligence or something yeah the key part here is that when they warned that um what all these escalations are going

2:06:48to result in retaliation uh they basically told them that they're woke and uh and that they're the Deep State

2:06:55dude n who needs to be like removed from oist right now besides for the war crimes the failure of the military to

2:07:04like um intelligence apparatus to see this coming is is staggering and you know I saw that this morning too and I

2:07:12saw that all he said is that he's denying that that ever happened or that he ever talked to them I don't know dude he needs to be removed he needs

2:07:20to be thrown in jail sick of that guy and it's like the terrorists I don't know what their objective is exactly but I'll tell you

2:07:28what's going to happen Netanyahu who was so deeply unpopular is now going to gain

2:07:36a whole new Salo of support he's going to create a fullscale invasion of

2:07:44Gaza with tons of new people backing him up as a result of this cuz it's like the wartime you know that wartime thing yeah

2:07:52exactly they're afraid U it's the wartime thing everyone you know nobody wants to remove their leader during a war and so the only thing that's

2:08:01happened is further entrenching the C is further dividing the chasm between of Peace that's

2:08:09between Palestinians and Israelis there couldn't be anything worse for peace than this so I don't

2:08:18know what you mean when you say I support Palestine after Hamas kills 700 people I don't know what do you mean by that what

2:08:26do you mean you support Palestine do you want like potentially a

2:08:34100,000 I don't know how many are going to die tens of thousands because that's what's going to result from this do you

2:08:45support I don't know what you mean you support pal and right after a terrorist attack

2:08:55um I don't I don't get it how I don't understand what's the good thing what possibly as good is going to come out of this that they think is like

2:09:04righteous I don't get it it's crazy and it really it really is

2:09:11up how these people they they promote Hamas terrorists as freedom for

2:09:20Palestinians it's the most ironic thing but they're not they're not pal they don't represent the Palestinian people they're terrorists and if

2:09:29anything this is going to get us further from the objective of Peace so much further is not going towards peace no

2:09:37and now there's like over a hundred hostages they said this morning they're going to start executing them live one

2:09:45by one there's even American hostages that are being held by by Hamas that's going to be American citizens were

2:09:51killed by Hamas uh during that and the kidnapping of American citizens I don't I'm not even sure how that's going to play out in terms

2:10:00, 10 minutesof policy but you know I don't know it just doesn't seem

2:10:08that uh controversial to say that I don't support families being burned alive and kids being murdered and

2:10:16kidnapped sorry if that's not woke enough apparently for people that's basically all I wanted to

2:10:28say Ethan can you actually point to prominent leftist celebrating Hamas violence I already did fre Palestinians calling for an end of aparte in this

2:10:36brutal cycle I understand that talking about the timing of people who right after a terrorist

2:10:47attack um whatever

2:10:54stupid listen you can choose not to hear what I'm saying or or you can hear what I'm saying ultimately it's up to

2:11:03you you don't support Palestine what the how could you even type

2:11:10that just stop looking at the chat yeah I mean it it's remember that person was

2:11:16not listening let's see like just listen to everything I said that's it just

2:11:23listen to what I said it's possible that some people are only joing now half

2:11:31of dude I don't want to call people out okay I don't want to do it if you haven't seen what I've seen then good

2:11:38then then there's no problem I guess in your life I've seen it I've seen it a lot and it's it's really uh made me sick

2:11:48if you haven't seen it then I'm happy I'm happy for you you know what I mean then good

2:12:01great that's it what is p what is this PSPs thing people are

2:12:10spamming uh it's probably a Palestinian flag uh they don't render in the chat properly okay I see the flag emoji so it

2:12:18it just shows like a symbol usually I see uh there it is thank you guys so

2:12:25remember if um if I'm not woke enough then I urge you to surrender yourself to Isis to pay for the crimes of our

2:12:32country please thank you so much thank you please in fact you should probably pay for them to come out and murder everyone on your block because we

2:12:41deserve it as Americans thanks your opinion is not the only

2:12:49right one so what's the other opinion that civili that it's okay to kill civilians that's the other opinion next to mine so I guess people yeah you're

2:12:58right some people do believe that and apparently you do too you sick freak all right thanks anything else

2:13:06Ela no it just it seems I don't know there's also like it's a little hard when there's so much anti-Semitism

2:13:14online too this is just kind of like opening a way for them to to go wild so

2:13:23it's kind of hard to to see sometimes who really means

2:13:30what of course right but then you can't even say that because people go oh you're not the victim like well in this case they were

2:13:38the V there were victims actually there were victims 700 of them plus and still are and still still

2:13:46happening all right shout out to all my Pro terrorist Americans out there we love you

2:13:56guys thank you so much all right thank

2:14:03you that's about it thanks Ela thank you thanks thank you so

2:14:11much thank you thanks thank you so much all right thanks for calling

2:14:20in okay then all right thanks for nice to see

2:14:27you I'll see you later okay all right thank you all right I'll

2:14:36talk to you later bye all right bye okay she actually hung

2:14:42up I mean this like you you're it's

2:14:49crazy it's crazy I know it's not about anti-Semitism but her point is there's a lot of anti-Semitism and

2:14:58you know people jump at the opportunity to but obviously it's not about anti-Semitism about what Israel does to

2:15:05Palestinians so I understand her point but it's not one that needs to be made

2:15:14to talk about it all right all right what else what else is there to say anyone want to say

2:15:21anything or nobody wants to touch this got any Goofs and

2:15:28gaffs in that dock of yours I do I have a

2:15:36lot um yeah I'm sure me and his will have a conversation about it although I don't think he's going to disagree with what I'm saying otherwise he'd probably

2:15:45be a Hamas supporter cuz that's basically all I'm saying I'm I'm

2:15:53saying let's not Slaughter civilians and I doubt Hassan's going to disagree with that that would be

2:16:02surprising that would be surprising what I've seen Hassan say is like the terrorism is a result of Israel's

2:16:10occupation which I agree with right um apparently the Israeli intelligence service agrees with that take

2:16:18so it'd be pretty hard to uh to disagree at this stage yeah I mean it's it's just obtuse to say I mean obviously um these

2:16:28thing that's that is the root of terrorism and and resistance is it is an option of Last Resort and the hardliners

2:16:37in Israel have largely driven people to take violent action um as a means of

2:16:45Last Resort and that doesn't mean mean that it's right but we can understand it and you know see it with open eyes

2:16:54without um without having to embrace it you know what I mean without having to celebrate the slaughter of

2:17:03Innocence that's it that's all I'm trying to say you know but but the pro the proof is I know chat isn't

2:17:11representative but people are like oh really well where is it it's the people in chats calling me uh disgusting right now like they're there these are the people

2:17:19I'm talking about because I just said I'm seeing lots of people that are insisting that them saying free Palin does not mean that they support humas

2:17:27and I agree and I mean you you said that as well no no but what I was going to say is anyone who's saying uh people

2:17:35don't actually have that opinion I've banned about six of them who say that no it actually is great that they're killing them and they should drive them all out so like to pretend like people

2:17:44don't have that opinion is you're you're being purposely up to and that's those are the only people if you if you are one of those people that

2:17:51are saying that you support the Palestinians um but you don't necessarily support Hamas slaughtering a bunch of civilians then you have the

2:17:58same take as Ethan and you need to take a step back and realize that the part that I don't understand is

2:18:06I've seen people online with a take like yours similar to yours and just getting totally roasted for for any any morsel

2:18:15of support for for the people of Israel what they're going through yeah that's what I find deeply disturbing with this

2:18:22and that's it people go oh really well name one person it's like everywhere all the time if you don't see it great I mean you know what I mean I I don't have to prove it to you I'm just telling you

2:18:31my experience just telling you what I see um again saying free Palestine is

2:18:39not does not make you a terrorist I say free Palestine you know what I mean let's go let's free Palestine it's the

2:18:46timing what's so hard to understand if the first thing after news

2:18:54breaks that 700 people were murdered is free is um I support Palestine what does that mean that that

2:19:03means something what does it mean that's the first thing your thoughts isn't like oh man uh wow a bunch of

2:19:10civilians were murdered it's um let's go let's do let's do more that

2:19:17let's keep it going guys mhm not it's got nothing to do with caring about the freedom of Palestinian people just

2:19:25saying it's like so obvious what it means don't act don't don't need to act silly like that's not what it

2:19:33means preemptive support for Palestine is not endorsement for Hamas we knew what was going to happen after October

2:19:407th regard right I I almost brought this up as a potential explanation of people realizing immediately what the

2:19:48implication of these attacks are in terms of the retaliation and the Hell Fire that's going to be brought down on Gaza as a result um which not wrong that

2:19:57yes that is going to happen the news the news is like they're still counting warm dead body right yeah it's it's what

2:20:05upset you sing still playing out and and people were quick to rush to that but I mean obviously this situation didn't

2:20:12start this weekend and people have very strong opinions about it um and so you're right everybody was in quite a

2:20:21rush to to get their take out there on the internet um and I can see why that upset you and and you're not wrong I

2:20:29mean I some people some people are openly celebrating it and you're not wrong to be upset about that think that

2:20:37there is Nuance there um for a lot of people that like you just that chatter

2:20:44that you just quoted saying that they preemptively just issuing support to the

2:20:51people in Palestine um for what inevitably is going to uh be the result of this which is probably just a full

2:20:59scale Invasion at this point the other a disturbing factor is the anniversary of which it it happened on the 50 years of

2:21:08the Yum kapore what happened 50 years ago that that gives it such a um more

2:21:14disturbing aspect to it you know I suppose

2:21:23um there it is Twitter is a rat hole I say free Ohio free

2:21:32Ohio so true we're talking about that's what we're talking about right Palestina Ohio yeah yeah yeah yeah where the train

2:21:40crash happened we need to let them we need to let them all out um

2:21:47there it is I don't know what to say um you know calling a calling a

2:21:55group of terrorists in the act of murdering people a Renaissance painting and I mean these these tweets are not these are being widely celebrated and

2:22:02she's being like massively complimented by I know that you gave that as an example just because it it was a

2:22:09disturbing one but um you know Mia Khalifa isn't exactly like a I'm just saying like the people she's getting

2:22:17massive support yeah I mean yeah she can't even return to her home country because of stuff she's done I mean she

2:22:24has disrespected uh her own religion in multiple ways and her own people with some of the she've said so yeah she's well and then like doing she did

2:22:33like the porn videos in like the hijab the hijab that's what got them all crazy mad at her right mhm in Lebanon by the

2:22:42way you know I mean like who the f like sh thank you AB

2:22:50yeah but yeah to add on to what Dan was saying in response to uh saying I stand

2:22:58with Palestine being a preemptive uh action

2:23:04also it could be in response to the way they're being talked about online and the way they have been talked about both

2:23:12online and in real life like and again I completely understand where you're saying that uh it's

2:23:19insensitive I'm saying from the other's point of view is that everyone is saying like look at

2:23:26these animals these are these animals acting like animals the some of the people who are posting this and I don't know I haven't been on Twitter could just be saying

2:23:35that I stand with the people not Hamas who are now going to be roped in with this because of these terrorist acts right exactly those aren't the tweets

2:23:43I'm talking about there's an obvious difference difference right but I think it's important to emphasize because that did

2:23:51seem to be why a lot of the push back was coming from from our own chat of people saying just because I said that

2:23:59doesn't mean I mean you've made the point you're saying it's about it the the bodies aren't even cold yet and

2:24:05let's talk about the minute the the World Trade Center towers are hit and collapse the first thing you're on

2:24:14Twitter is saying I stand with Iraq I know Iraq didn't do it but just using as an example you know um yeah that would be

2:24:22really this stand with the you know but there's a difference too I'm

2:24:29not talking about people that are like speaking with nuance and I'm not saying you can't say stand with

2:24:36Palestine and it's obvious you're coming off as a baby you're coming off as a

2:24:45all right that's it

2:25:05he anyway I'm just say I there's a difference I mean I know people can say that there's a difference I'm talking about the ones of people that weren't

2:25:13having Nuance takes about it right but obviously you can say free Palestine

2:25:23and not be a terror Pro terrorism that's like what what the why are you making me say

2:25:42okay all right what else how can we uh cleanse the pallet of a little bit out this heavy thing heavy stuff I

2:25:52see yeah that's a good one a ring

2:26:06Dinger very good thank you thank you let's see what else we got here what are we feeling the

2:26:15um the new Alpha Male just dropped for the 20th time the third time let's let's what else we got well hold on where wait

2:26:23there was the the the uh there was another story that you were stoked on but is that kid going to call in what

2:26:31whatever happened with him you didn't he he offered to call in tomorrow I said we're not live tomorrow we're live today

2:26:39can you call in and he didn't reply cuz he kept saying like he could only do it at night at a certain time I wasn't sure I didn't do the time zone own

2:26:47calculation yeah uh there he's in the UK and many hours ahead so the evening is when we're live but it was more a matter

2:26:57of the day you can call in to see you next Tuesday tomorrow it's I really want to talk to him have one on one have a heart to heart this show is at 9:00 for

2:27:06him it's after his bedtime probably after his bedtime that be true he does have braces he's a he's a sleepy male or snoozer male wait can we talk about

2:27:15snoozer males oh yeah snoo Maes it's new mail just dropped yeah actually um it's

2:27:23just a meme by the way you know oh okay I never but I think we should make it real because I identify as a just alone

2:27:31not Newser mail H yeah uh we didn't include it because uh we found out it was a meme oh okay yeah but I have the

2:27:39actual video it's about sigmas if you want that yeah the the original is just a sigma thing but just a Sigma thing

2:27:47which you know we're down with the sigma males okay 15 signs you're a snoozer male super rare and is that better than Alpha it is but I want to watch his

2:27:56video it's not a f video that's what I'm trying to say but he posted it I thought no no this is the actual no no it's just

2:28:03a it's just a meme oh no so he's been doing I've never what is snoozer mail then it's just it's just something they

2:28:10made up but what I'm trying to say is I want to make it real it is real God damn it it is real it's real to this video is or this picture is so

2:28:18funny with of him in the cap every time I see it it's cing me up dude we should look at him he's a sleepy guy he

2:28:25looks like a little elf mhm he looks so cute based in Sleepy pilled somebody said

2:28:32absolutely this is the original though I love this guy 15 signs you're a sigma male super rare and is it better than Alpha I love him he's definitely going

2:28:41to be copyrighted music in this you know I checked it oh really yeah oh let's see what he has to say real fast this is my incredible price for a

2:28:48limited time that code is only good for a few days so if you're iny then started today these 10 traits are what you must possess in order to be amazing and

2:28:57Kick-Ass at life number one is selfesteem self-esteem is all about respecting I mean so far probably not

2:29:05that easy to just turn on though right right like it's not that useful I cuz we watched one of this guy's videos before

2:29:12and I seem to recall you know he's sort of he's a different type of alpha male influencer he's not he seems to be

2:29:19genuinely a nice guy yeah he was on Shark Tank he's a little goofy was he really yeah he's like one of those early early age alpha males not the kind of

2:29:27under Alpha M he's kind of he's like dating coach he like yeah yeah which is like not as like cursed yeah I mean it's it's funnier it's less just like

2:29:36horrible right but he says okay be confident so there you go guys stop being stop being not confident okay

2:29:44right yourself and not doing stupid and putting yourself in compromising positions the second thing you need gentlemen is pride pride in who you are

2:29:53slow repetitive it's a little redundant too much over like I I get it's a distinct concept from self-esteem but it's a little too close it's pretty

2:30:02close as a man as a person but pride in everything that you do I mean if we're going to make Sigma male a distinct

2:30:08category we need more more defined states of being than pride pride and

2:30:17confident we're going to have to work on this number three is loyalty you need to be loyal not only to your word like as in like if you say something you better

2:30:25do it you need to be loyal to people do not stab people in the back do not talk trash that's good advice okay yeah I mean so far keep it loyal brother yeah

2:30:34when when is this going to take a left turn off a cliff that like the next one you need to own your woman GHB carry it

2:30:42at all times no he's a he seems like a nice guy to be honest about other people that are

2:30:50supposed to be your friends number four is compassion you need to be compassionate for others one of the things that really does not sound very Alpha that is iner so this is refreshing

2:30:59I love it shut up compassion is beta well he's a sigma he's not Alpha

2:31:06right right right right right climate in world is that people

2:31:13get so pissed off at other people for being different just because somebody is different than you believes different things or might do different things or

2:31:21live a different way doesn't mean that you shouldn't like them doesn't mean that you should talk down to him it means that you need to be comp thanks for all

2:31:29boring I'd rather be snoo frankly I'd rather be an Al he just snooze pilled you snoo mail dude he melatonin you yapping yapping

2:31:38yapping so we were talking about the he's on the hon Sho me the green the

2:31:46dream concert tour is this mean yeah but it's funny is it too mean let's not be mean to dream go let's not

2:31:54wait oh wait no he cheated on the world record I always forget he did cheat in M he's forever in my bad races which is frankly uh you can't yeah speed

2:32:04running it's it's an honor-based system and to to cheat on that is true so disgusting this is UN unforgivable he

2:32:12deserves everything that Happ so let's roast the out of him all right let's do it he talked me into

2:32:19it um no offense to him I guess but um it's Li hard just going to peek at it a little bit just a peek just a peek and

2:32:27I'm going to be respectful I'm going to be respectful he's out here he's doing he's performing and you know hey that's

2:32:35great he's following the sigma advice he's being confident he's doing he's being he's proud of himself right he's not loyal to the rules of Minecraft

2:32:43though right he's not being loyal not not loyal to the rules true that's a paradox that sounds like a

2:32:52snooze mouth uh let me see let me see let me see

2:32:58here oh my God at some point big bus so he's test driving a new song I guess

2:33:07with the audience

2:33:13me yes oh this is the funny moment oh my God maybe it's not so much him but

2:33:20just like the fandom I don't know no there's nothing wrong with any of these people they're all sing what so is this a Dream

2:33:30song yeah oh God wait we just played a wait could I have played that yeah no it was all good remember oh right right right so this was something that was

2:33:37really funny a fan put together a compilation of good moments from dreams concert but did they use a song per of

2:33:45dream dreams no it was uh something called the wombat they didn't use the damn they didn't use a Dream song it wasn't good enough for the for the super

2:33:53edit wasn't Snappy enough uh this isn't the one I wanted to watch though the unreleased song this is

2:34:00, 34 minutesthe one song is so goed I just have a these hooks get stuck in my head is

2:34:09all 2 1 I you're noted not there not there you got to

2:34:18pull all these Z not there not there dream when you're not there not there

2:34:26not there you got to please grab those these are going to be I'm sensing huge Sound by potential here I'll come

2:34:35through it thank you brother I know you will when you're not there wait wait your turn ready ready 2

2:34:431 right up to the monitor bre when you're not not there you're not there you're

2:34:49not can't sleep it's a Nightmare

2:34:562 nightm a nightmare a nightmare this is a tough one a concert or kindergarten

2:35:05class he's just doing new material man hell yeah whoa that shit's sick Dan hating this is a whole I mean what's

2:35:14wrong with this I love dream I love his fans it's all wholesome Dan's the one hating I didn't do anything I think this is awesome he's

2:35:23only going to get better yeah's yeah right right it's just new material come on guys you're

2:35:33not that's terrible it's all up from here I think it's exciting nowhere to go

2:35:39but up from here it's real best m not there not there he really needs

2:35:47him to hit that part I can't dream when you're not there you're asking a lot from the audience and they did pretty good but it's not enough you need some

2:35:54to go not there not there no you guys are too unkey you got you're notat enough he's like no I need you guys to

2:36:02hit this really weird part here hit that vocal break

2:36:12not not there not there head go num and my heart beats fast when itss like that

2:36:20okay that was not bad at all he's a good singer he's got a good voice it's the stage presence he's it's

2:36:28gonna it's going to build the stage presence he's he's making he's forming the foundation right now right um here

2:36:37he is licking CDs before he sends them out to fans I don't know what this means but I just saw it and I thought hey let's share it anyway um I'm he said he

2:36:46says that is so funny I'm licking the next 100

2:36:54orders what do yall think about

2:37:00, 37 minutes[Music]

2:37:05that so incidentally the uh Raffle winners I licked I sharked it in all the

2:37:12shirts yeah that we sent out so bro that audio is so sick where does it come from oh was so funny the sound the sound is

2:37:19so funny it's like a fog horn Spong a fog horn yeah I was going to say from old like cartoons so maybe SpongeBob I feel like probably even older than that

2:37:27I think it's just like a stock stock horn we could get a uh F horn going Zach I want the fog

2:37:35horn that's my favorite not there it sounds similar to a singing voice yeah but it's just

2:37:43so oh I love it that's crazy do you remember that Viral clip of du alipa on stage where the the famous comment Go On

2:37:51Girl give us nothing mm she was like notorious she was famous for like not having stage presence and girle went to

2:37:58the studio came back she's a superstar H Can Dream dance reveal I know I know she has this thing where she goes it's that

2:38:07one yeah that was the video I got to say it's not that impressive yes that was the Go On Girl give us nothing hold on

2:38:14oh that's what she's saying that was the one that wasn't good she had a blank face and she was just going like this like us I thought people were loving

2:38:22that well it's a meme now we love that what is it it's like this yeah cuz she would just stand there and do this right

2:38:28okay okay cuz I I saw a ton of clips of that and I was like what yeah listen I mean I guess they're pretty twisty hips

2:38:36I no that's dream on this tour not there dreams the next du alipa yeah I feel that I can't wait when you're not he's

2:38:44gonna go on BAC all the time not there I love Bahamas anyway thank you

2:38:51thank you with peace and love to everybody to all people of the world um I've got

2:38:59some James Charles being bothered by seeing people grow up but just tries to show off his vocal skills oh God this is

Chapter 9: James Charles Needs To Be Jailed

2:39:08so embarrassing why is he doing this why are you like this James

2:39:17why are you like this right now if I see one more video on my for

2:39:24you page going it's a new da it's a new day it's a new life for

2:39:31me and I'm feeling good with some photos when you were like I I don't that was

2:39:40so yep I was hoping that would happen I was so sick yeah that was quick man good

2:39:47pull wow here's the thing it's so obvious that he did this just because he thought he was badass

2:39:56singer yeah it's just so uncomfortable I didn't it's like I don't think anybody knows what he's even talking about for

2:40:04being a grown right just give us the song just sing yeah just sing you don't have to lie to kick it just be yourself dude don't hide

2:40:12behind this and everyone in the comments for some reason is going there's no way that's same person oh my God glow up obviously that's how growing stop

2:40:19yelling at you don't look the same oh I'm going to ler that is so weird you need help

2:40:26brother you need professional help you're yelling wa that's such a self-report James wishes they could stay young forever yeah that's the comment it

2:40:35is kind of he's like yeah I know people grow up and I wish they wouldn't I wish they'd all

2:40:43stop not there not when you're not there not there uh you know lots of love lots of

2:40:53fun for the Britney Spears knife play

2:41:00, 41 minutesum here it is oh no this was ER rased it was work of art John

2:41:07Wick someone made a John Wick uh Britney Spears knife mashup

2:41:14Lally just check it too here let me see why would you why would you erase

2:41:21this damn that's what I feel in my heart right now uh I don't know if we talked about it

2:41:29but um during the there was like a emergency

2:41:36broadcast test that I think everybody got it in the country was it everybody in the country that's pretty

2:41:43intense and there was a group of people that truly believed that the the

2:41:52frequency the tone would activate the

2:41:595G or Co shots and turn us into zombies or something like genuinely genuinely turn off your C on October 4th the EBS

2:42:08is going to test the system using 5G this will activate the mar buug virus and people who have been vaccinated and sadly turn some of them into zombies

2:42:17this is real and I know it sounds like parody but it is real here's a

2:42:24story of a landlord who turned off the power through his whole building to protect them let's see

2:42:34everyone not sure if this is a text from Gary the landlord everyone not sure if you have heard that there will be an emergency broadcast this Wednesday at

2:42:422:20 it seems most don't know I've been following this for the last few weeks and the concern has been brewing about it I was going to text everyone about it

2:42:51today thinking it just thinking to just suggest avoiding all communication devices cell computer TV and radio for

2:42:59everyone especially the coid vaccinated for some reason I can't get into this message but I'm happy to elaborate with the links for any part you may be

2:43:07wondering about but now I'm learning I'm also learning that even worse Mo come on Ethan

2:43:16thank you but now I'm learning that even most newer appliances may be at

2:43:26risk um so we have decided not for not only everybody's safety but also the

2:43:33safety of all of our multiple appliances we furnish for all the apartments to possibly have to replace nearly 100 appliances on Thursday doesn't sound

2:43:41like a risk we are willing to take I don't understand that why why is the is the appliance going to be turned into a

2:43:48zombie um we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause but we feel be in everyone's best interest for the whole building to be shut down for a

2:43:57brief 2hour period on Wednesday yeah what the problem is the phones I thought

2:44:04and the and the and the the 5G signal that's being sent out the kill grid they're switching on the kill grid yeah yeah I don't know what turning off your

2:44:12toaster maybe he's just trying to justify it well I mean if you believe that's gonna happen I feel like it's logical to do that just in case like if

2:44:21you actually the phon the turning off the power of the building won't turn off people's phones can never be too safe brother never be too

2:44:28safe what is that going to accomplish I mean obviously it's not going to accomplish anything anyways but that's my point even by what he's saying it doesn't make any sense I guess so he

2:44:37says Frozen items should be fine if you leave them in the freeze closed it's all a solid block of ice keeping it nice and cold in there no worries no worries it

2:44:46will be daylight so no need for lights either it is also recommended that you inform others of the situation for the vaccinated it may be even more

2:44:54potentially fatal we apologize even more fatal potentially well fatal

2:45:01ISAT the end point yeah you can't be more or less fatal right uh we apologize for any

2:45:09inconvenience good thing it's only for a short two hours if you are here I highly recommend you not just turn the power off with your cell phone but turn the

2:45:16Wi-Fi and cell reception off this is crazy Carrie I work from home I cannot have my power shut on

2:45:26three hours if the building went out in the building in a store oh my God Gary Gary what are you doing why are you doing

2:45:34this Gary so there you go pretty fun Gary's a legend bro the RO of a lifetime Gary so

2:45:42true kind of awesome though he's like listen y'all I've been on a Facebook group and it's got me thinking I need to

2:45:51shut down the power I wonder how many apartments are in there I'm shutting down the power for all 20 units it's for your own good don't worry your freezer

2:45:59foods will be fine love you Gary wow Legend that's awesome apparently related multiple

2:46:09Amish people were caught out after the emergency alert revealed their secret

2:46:15cell phones oh no they were caught out outed and humiliated wait is this real yeah yeah yeah what I know this guy this

2:46:23guy's real interesting he's like a ex Amish he lives near them and he he has all kinds of tea on him okay out here in Amish smoking big dos and Amish awesome

2:46:33my Amish buddies shunned today by the Amish Church oh boy that's right this right

2:46:40here right the test he's showing over the years there's been quite a few Amish men that reached out and wed phone so whenever they request to have a phone

2:46:48okay so I know this guy's actually a really interesting cool dude He makes himself available to Amish people that

2:46:57may need a phone for whatever reason for help a lot maybe they're being abused I don't know he's a really a really

2:47:03altruistic nice thing he does do everything I can to try to get them a phone not always can I do so but in some circumstances I have been able to get

2:47:12them a phone now three of them reply back to me today and said hey I'm going to have to lay low for a while I just

2:47:19got shunned and I said how'd that happen they said hey that emergency alert that went off yeah we had our phones on vibrate damn and it still went

2:47:28off the one guy said the the elders were coming in his driveway and they were there to speak with him about something that they heard about him that he might

2:47:36have to get shunned you know they got to chck up on it to see if it's true right when that was going on the alert went off and he was in his pocket now he's

2:47:44getting shun for both whatever they were after to shun him and also the cell phone what is shun what what does that what does it mean when they shun he is

2:47:52incredible at telling a story he's the man he he does seem like a cool guy his name his Twitter is Yoder toer 40 like

2:48:00, 48 minuteshe he shows he has Tik toks where he hides phones under bridges and stuff and then there's like a cash of money and he trades the phone versus money oh yeah

2:48:08awesome yeah this guy's pretty cool um Yoder toer Yoder toer Ford here let me find one with a lot of views

2:48:16that we can watch here this one has 200,000 guys I figured it's time for fin old dress when I was growing up this is

2:48:25the dress that I was we this is 6 minutes I'm not what I wanted here today I built these Gates on here by the pool

2:48:34with this battery drill but if I would have been Amish where I grew up this man just hates the omic bro he left

2:48:41and he just he's out for blood he's giving them phones he's using drills it's out of control this is what I would have had to

2:48:50use to put my screws in and Amish I want to show you the difference in a worldly drill yeah no I

2:48:58see it it's a big difference man is the plug dud where's the phone anyway okay whatever thank you shout out to Yoder

2:49:07toorish yod toer so are you not are you not familiar with that uh practice of shunning Community shunning I mean I

2:49:15don't what does it mean he's getting double shunned like they have to leave well he's just I think he was just sort of

2:49:22joking double sh there's only one degree of uh of shunning he was just saying for two reasons they're being shun yeah but so

2:49:31they leave right they just leave uh sort of I mean it's sort of like being excommunicated from your uh Community like they they basically everybody in

2:49:39the community stops talking to you and you're like not allowed to be around them anymore it's like kicking them out of the community essentially cuz the Amish don't really have they don't you

2:49:48know they don't really have plan B's I don't think not going to go get a job at

2:49:55Target or something yeah I don't know I I yeah I think it is kind of a pretty up thing

2:50:01actually go ahead well some Amish communities every single one they

2:50:08interpret the rules via singular community and the community in my

2:50:15college they allowed the women to work at a cafe and they allowed the men to work construction jobs so like they

2:50:22could work heavy machinery and that but only when they were making their money and then in their like personal time

2:50:29that's when they did it so they get that guacamole yeah it it's itend there's just like kind of a I think there's a

2:50:36lot of um I think it's a a wide range of how uh it's how the elders right

2:50:43Progressive each particular uh Community is I think some are very traditional still and really will not allow any sort

2:50:51of electricity or any sort of modern here anything here I've got the official Amish basket.com some people even oneop

2:51:00, 51 minutesshop to get around the rules of no phone in the house some people like made Rigs

2:51:08and wired up on the outside of their house and then they would like talk outside the window that sounds fun kind of Amish shutting rules are immensely

2:51:16fascinating to the outside world but what exactly are they and how does shunning work the Amish have a unique culture rich with many dos and don'ts

2:51:24that's a rich with many dos and don'ts that's a nice way to put it a wonderful T tapestry of things that you can never

2:51:31do or be removed from our community if a member of an Amish community willingly violates agreed upon rules they may be

2:51:39shunned what does that mean precisely this article details what shunning means okay let's get right into it shunning involves a painful separation of a

2:51:47person from their Community person is no longer allowed to eat or take rides with the other community members they're not even allowed to give people gifts anymore well that's no problem for

2:51:56me you're not allowed to give people gifts anymore that sounds easy just no you just don't do it

2:52:04anymore you just it's like one thing you don't do generally speaking they're not included in any community activities despite popular belief the person isn't

2:52:12cut off entirely the community will still converse with them and give help or absolutely so it sounds like they get to live they stay and live there they're

2:52:21just being Outcast for a Time mhm all the exact procedures may vary shining is

2:52:28widely considered key to maintaining the Integrity of the Amish Church very interesting I'm G to have to

2:52:36start shunning you guys one by one is that why I'm not allowed to eat that's right your cam is being shunned

2:52:44no food you have that button under your desk that's kind of like uh being shunned like sometimes when you the crowd are shunning yeah when you

2:52:53sometimes yeah go ahead Dam what were you saying go ahead

2:53:00, 53 minutesbut go ahead talk you have permit Shan stop I think I think what he would stop

2:53:08shunned you're shunned stop don't even try Olia stop shunned okay I'm trying to make a point go ahead Olivia you can finish your

2:53:17point I didn't really have much Sean stop it's all I needed what about uh when hey you can't double shun me dude

2:53:25I'm already you're double shun he's double sh triple shun me you can't quadruple sh me I'm what are your

2:53:33thoughts you can speak I like you I like what Zach has to say about things no okay you're good you're all good I mean

2:53:41you know if you really want to uh stunned stop I didn't like where that was going

2:53:48stunned uh why do people get shunned for wanting too much snacks in the

2:53:57kitchen I don't know it's easy for Outsiders to misunderstand the reasons it's an act of

2:54:04love Yeah are known for their focus on living as a family so what are we why are we shunning people they're not when

2:54:13does shunning occur shining shunning rules can come on just tell me what I want to

2:54:19know um after confession the person may be temporarily shunned for 6 weeks it sounds kind of like a vacation like you

2:54:27don't nobody talks to you you don't have to do anything it's a little more upsetting you don't have to give anyone gifts I see where right I see where

2:54:35you're coming for you it might be a vacation yeah we can shun you if you'd like we can just stop paying attention to you I mean it doesn't sound that bad

2:54:42frankly I'm about to get shun after to's up you you you're not allowed to help them do excruciating construction jobs

2:54:51oh boy shun me again after six week the status quo is returned All Is Forgiven it's actually rare for a person to be shunned from an

2:54:59Amish community but it's still intriguing you know people may uh in the Amish community may find what you're saying uh offensive or upsetting but

2:55:08they can't say anything because then they doubt themselves as uh being online watching watching right so then first

2:55:16isn't it I can say whatever I want about the Amish because one they'll I know they're never going to hear it and if they do they're shunned gotcha I'm

2:55:24shunning you hey Amish guess what you're shunned I'm going to tell your uh

2:55:31Clap Your Leader your Amish leader mhm what do they

2:55:39called huh elders elders an elder yeah that's also kind of dope I like that title Elder I took um a religion class

2:55:48when I was at school cuz I just wanted to like meet people and part of it was like we went to a service for like

2:55:56somewhere in town and I went to an LDS service and there were a bunch of EX Amish people and I got to ask questions about that's how I that's how I know a

2:56:04little something did you ask them about shunning um spec I mean I did I didn't necessarily ask the word but they talked about it cuz really yeah they have

2:56:12something called rum Springer you know about rum Springer what's rum Springer oh you don't know about rum Springer party time

2:56:19you ever watch that show Breaking Amish no I watched it it's a good show oh yeah they have a tradition when uh young

2:56:28people come of age right or when they turn 18 oh that's when they go they go on a a they're essentially allowed to go live outside of the community for a

2:56:35while and um and see if they like it and and they get to live the non-amish lifestyle for a little while yeah I know

2:56:44and they get to I love this movie both or King oh God damn it kingpin kingin You just say BofA the

2:56:52bowling movie yeah Kingpin the bowling movie I love that movie dude he does an often often springa or whatever

2:56:59you said rer I wonder how many people actually come back from what I've heard although I

2:57:07don't know for sure I think a surprisingly high amount of them do I think so too yeah because you if you don't come back then you can't see your

2:57:16loved ones it's all or it's all or nothing if you don't come back come back or you leave the community forever or

2:57:23you get double sh per so um if y'all haven't seen this it's one of these movies this movie in so long dude it's

2:57:31very funny it's got Bill Murray yeah and this one guy who's Amish he's doing his journey but he's like a sick

2:57:38bowler and um the second funniest bowling movie of the 90s ishir what's better

2:57:46ishill what's a better bowling movie than Kingpin from 1990 oh it's not this is really a true bowling

2:57:54movie The Bow is a lot a lot more than bowling

2:58:01okay um it's funny it's so absurd so silly could this maybe take this off the screen even without sound I feel like it might get IDE all right let's move on to

Chapter 12: New Mariah Carey Video Just Dropped

2:58:10something important Mariah Carey has this infamous 911 video she says uh-uh nobody wants nobody wants to talk about

2:58:18911 no no go ahead Z we're going to talk a little well you don't want to hear about

2:58:25911 okay so weird like what's even the context why did she say it nobody understands now somebody all of a sudden

2:58:33put out the full video here it is it's got a lot of new context a lot of different layers to this never before

2:58:43seen footage people go never before seen footage of the towers of the plane hitting the towers no never before seen footage of Mariah Carey talking about

2:58:519/11 last year it was only two weeks ago I'm trying to

2:58:58tell well you don't want to hear about 911 that was just such a disaster and I so she's reading a

2:59:07teleprompter Pro prompter and this is what's interesting here she's trying I think she was really

2:59:16confused everyone's confused as hell she didn't bring it up randomly she was surprised when it appeared on the teleprompter and was reacting to trying

2:59:25to to recover on the fly so was she telling them nobody wants to hear about 911 that's my interpretation but I don't

2:59:33quite understand because she would presumably not be surprised by the script of her own show it's almost worse

2:59:41this video almost makes it worse it does that mean she's like yo nobody wants to hear about that let's keep

2:59:52watching we're going to talk a little bit about see they went back up this moment it was only two weeks ago

3:00:00that we remembered um okay oh brother so I just want to we all here together okay I'm going to get through and then we're going to sing a song for you and be out

3:00:09but just want to say that as most of us so certainly I would assume all of literally anybody who's taking a public speaking class knows

3:00:17what this is realizing you have no idea what you're saying and everyone is watching you feels like what it was only

3:00:25two weeks ago that we remembered the tragedy that she's a little bit more experienced of public speaking than some Community College Student that is taking

3:00:34speech 101 just a little bit she right been a one of the biggest pop stars in the world for like 30 Years also baby

3:00:41mama to Nick Canon Baby M who Nick Cannon right she's one of the lucky men one of the lucky 18s B

3:00:51twins so here's this she obv is she I don't know that she obviously didn't know it was coming which yes she handled it awkward but she's not a trained

3:00:59talking head what why is this person's a Mariah Carey apologist Google news anchor bloopers if you want to see how awkward it can be what what are we

3:01:07running the for Mariah Carey so hard any of us have ever forgotten it you know I

3:01:14I was honored to have played a little teeny part in the aftermath of that day as my song Hero so natural such a

3:01:22touching tribia became one of the unofficial anthems whatever and and did I have to

3:01:31admit I I have a hard time acknowledging my own stuff but whatever um it there's full I don't think anyone in the audience knows what's

3:01:38happening there it is so she's and this person's mind acquitted but in our

3:01:47minds not acquitted what's the opposite she's recharged she's being recharged for higher crimes that's been our

3:01:56Collective loss and our recovery Rec she's being double shun you can't be uh it's double jeopardy I learned from another '90s

3:02:04movie that you can't be charged for the same crime twice it's a remember that movie Harrison it's one of the stupidest

3:02:11Double Jeopardy stupidest concept that is a great movie Dan I remember it she gets framed for like her

3:02:19husband's murder but he faked the death and secretly like went to another country or something and then she finds

3:02:26out that she gets out of jail and finds out that he's still alive and she realizes you can't be charged for the same crime twice so it's all Mur and she

3:02:35took the he took the kid too he took her kid hold on hold on that's Epic no you got to watch he's already been

3:02:42charged with his murder so they can't charge her again and did she get off I don't no well yeah in the movie I think so but that that's not how that would

3:02:51work are you sure I'm pretty sure I don't know I think that would be considered a separate crime it's one of the Jud sisters and uh how many times

3:02:59can you kill someone Dan just once you're right she already served the time what zacho one of the Jud sisters plays the lead character was

3:03:08the Ashley Jud Ashley Jud uh Dennis uh Quaid isn't it I think it's Tommy Lee

3:03:15Jones in the movie Tommy that's so weird cuz Tommy Lee Jones it made me think of The Fugitive which is a Harrison

3:03:22fordon it was probably in yeah I mean these kind of like Thrillers like this were very popular in the 90s The

3:03:30Fugitive let's see let's see I I spoiled uh Kyle XY earlier I'm going to spoil Double Jeopardy right now so spoiler

3:03:37everybody dude uh I'm looking at the plot synopsis here all I remember from The Fugitive is

3:03:44Harrison Ford saying a million times you killed my wife I didn't kill my wife or want my family back he says I didn't

3:03:51kill my wife I don't care that's what he said I don't care dude he was old even back then damn

3:03:59dude he ate that roll up it was both of them where's Tommy Lee Jones I haven't seen him in a minute that guy was the king back then uh he was super popular

3:04:08for a while there he was in Men In Black 3 for the wait he was men and black won one through three yeah he was so good in

3:04:16men and black where is he he in this one he was too old so they did a time travel thing and Josh broland played a younger version of him it looks like his last

3:04:24movie was Ad Astra which end up seeing he won an Oscar for The Fugitive I don't know

3:04:33let's see nominated for Lincoln oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he was um wasn't he John Quincy The

3:04:41Fugitive he won an Oscar for Fugitive best supporting actor wow he was very good in that wow and

3:04:49nominated as well always but see I'll tell you this always the uh hand made and never the Bri or what is it always

3:04:56the hand always the brides made always the brides made never the bride they're all supporting roles uh the valley

3:05:05of best performance by an oh leading role oh yeah the valley of ela boom he's a bride now boom

3:05:14okay we're getting married no country great in that movie right oh yeah how we forget

3:05:21amazing yeah oh man I love him I think he's just really old and he's just not as active anymore he's 77 currently

3:05:28he did a bunch of like ads in Japan too that's awesome I love when oh I've seen those very funny Tommy Lee Jones man

3:05:36come on give us another classic come on Tommy one more more Road I know you got it in you you want to get him on the Pod we got to get him and Harrison Ford back

3:05:45together for some other 9s comedy thr or crime Thriller oh he played thus Stevens in

3:05:52Lincoln yeah let's reach out let's get Tommy Lee and let's get him in here yeah let's get him in it let's film The

3:06:00, 6 minutesprolapse Harrison might be hard but I feel like we could get Tommy there's 0% chance but let's see

3:06:08maybe you can do it uh oh we have a video um that we' made an Ode to the apology

Chapter 13: Apologizing For Destroying The Apology Podium

3:06:18Podium that I broke in a fit of drunk rage still so sad where's that linked at

3:06:26because I see it okay oh we were just GNA play it full so um the apology Podium it's been with us a long time and it's been through

3:06:34quite a lot it's seen a lot oh yeah MH and apologies well in a sense it's the end of an era and let's honor it

3:06:51today we have brought in this Podium because there's a lot of apologies being issued lately it was uh appropriate to

3:06:59bring out an apology Podium a somber place a sober place a place of reflection quiet reflection and uh soul

3:07:07searching where we can issue the most deepest and heartfelt apologies to anyone who who was offended or made even

3:07:15a little bit uncomfortable by anything we said because that's totally never our um intentions here on the H podcast the greatest show in the world ever made I

3:07:22apologize what am I apolog I apologize for making anyone uncomfortable with bad jokes I apologize to my cleaning lady

3:07:32who I left a giant streak in the toilet on the way out I want to apologize to ELA whose birthday it is on

3:07:39Thursday for getting cancelled on her birthday week ologies to ELA I just want to apologize to the Koreans the

3:07:48everybody who's a fan of the K-pop World clearly ignorant to to the uh intri

3:07:59Ines pass that part and let me just say this BTS forever Stan K-pop love

3:08:09Korea love everybody I'm talking I'm talking BTS it's all love here from

3:08:17the A3 podcast we see you and I can't wait for the squid gamees game show is coming

3:08:24out it's going to be sick yeah on on Netflix they're doing a squid games game show which weird they're doing a squid

3:08:32game game show a real game show on N which is like this weird Inception that Mr Beast made a game show about

3:08:42squid games right and I that can't be where they got the the idea was I mean they're basically just doing the Mr

3:08:49Beast thing but does you think they really got the idea from him cuz it's like pretty obvious let's make a game

3:08:56show yeah I mean I yeah huh are people going to die I think so I has to be true

3:09:03to the book I hope so but I just wanted to say and let's not play any more of that Ian okay I see what you're doing and I don't appreciate it you're no

3:09:12you're apologizing what's the problem no no no no skip it and let's forget about it you had a short lapse in judgment I

3:09:19did I love them I love butter it's my favorite single smooth like butter Dynamite Boy an ice cream black pink

3:09:28Selena Gomez beautiful oh forget it it doesn't get better than that doesn't get better Ariana was a writer on that doesn't get better

3:09:35doesn't it's smooth like butter is and you know listen yeah it is butter

3:09:43is like it's real smooth as smart as smooth things go I think butter smooth baby I think butter it's like butter

3:09:52baby absolutely smooth all right we ready I'm cooking I'm cooking out here Ian play the thing all right

3:10:00, 10 minutestake it away you know that I you know just so ashamed that I had to

3:10:07get canceled on Twitter Again Sam You are Loved You Are appreciated you are

3:10:16seen I'm well aware of your name your name is Sam it is I know exactly who you are

3:10:24it'll never happen again okay thank you I apologize to the cats of course you are worthy of love you are

3:10:31great pets Google this ABY how many cat owners have toxoplasmosis but that's just a fact that's not I'm not expressing an opinion

3:10:39about cats I'm not saying I don't like them that's just a fact guys this is the worst apology I'm not I didn't start my apology yet I apologize to all the cat

3:10:47owners out there that I may have offended anyway peace and love peace and love I come before you today as a

3:10:56reformed hater ass what have you done honestly that's so bad you goof made some Goofs here and there but who has in influencers that have been on the

3:11:04internet with that broad of an audience we've all put our foot in our mouth or done stupid what crime was committed we have to change our way we

3:11:13can't continue to tear each other down like this okay I felt like I felt like at times in my career

3:11:23I've been dog piled on and I've asked myself what have I done what crime have I committed right to be getting this

3:11:29much hate mhm like I've never I've never done anything really bad have I

3:11:37nope no and so like I feel that and yet I put that pain on others and it's not okay but the truth this ninja you're a

3:11:44good guy man I think you're a great fortnite player and we all love you here addiction starts with admitting you're an addict and I'm a hater ass this

3:11:52one's for you ninja this has been an apology from Ethan

3:12:01Klein I want to point out that Ethan did just break the podium Podium what stop that means no more apologies

3:12:11baby you're free what the thought that's expensive

3:12:31ready thank you 100% true at the end there wow now first of all the the real tragedy is that I have

3:12:40nothing uh to apologize on to the apology Podium uh we are truly lost but in an interesting twist cam I

3:12:48like what you did there what we have ever been cancelled if not for the apology Podium that's a good

3:12:57question what was the first one even for I was those before it was in a viewer what's that Cameron why' you guys buy the apology podium in the first place it

3:13:05was the laugh you lose thing cuz I think we just thought it was funny that people were so angry at me yeah I guess that maybe was before or

3:13:12the uh the K-pop one I was thinking it was the K-pop one but I think it it was the laugh you lose we had been doing a lot I had been doing a lot of apologies

3:13:21so was kind of in the air I totally forgot about that laugh you lose it was because you you you

3:13:29cheated that people were upset was that it I don't know I guess I'm just not I just was annoying so I saw one comment

3:13:36I'm 12 minutes in and Ethan has ruined it I guess I'm just annoying

3:13:44you know right it was that you were replaying your videos cuz nobody would laugh and then you play it again until

3:13:52somebody laughed and people thought that was we should do another one by the way people have been clamoring for another laugh you lose I I I have a folder of

3:14:00, 14 minutesvideos that I add to throughout the whole year I'm already ready really yeah well because the first couple years we did it I would always like stay up till

3:14:093: in the morning the night before looking for funny videos so in I I got smart about it and just if I see something I'm like oh this would be good for it I just throw it throw it in a

3:14:17full that's interesting see usually I share it with the podcast well all the one they're they're all just like one-off videos that wouldn't

3:14:25be usually I uh you want to watch some put thatp I can pull them open no save them I I got to say I'm proud of my

3:14:32performance in the last one the Jay Leno edit I mean really J Leno I got that's probably the funniest video that's ever

3:14:39been pulled out wow thank you again yeah thanks brother means so much for you to with one

3:14:47exception what's that you know I know would you like me to pull it

3:14:55up I don't know a funnier video I think I know should I guess is the grass Clipper is it supposed to be so oh yeah

3:15:04this one I don't think I think every year

3:15:11you've done the same year and it always works I don't know it's just it's so crazy that is a good ass

3:15:20video man yeah we need to do one soon let's

3:15:30let's do one soon well we always do it for Thanksgiving which is next month oh is that the tradition yeah it's the Thanksgiving tradition it's coming right up coming right

3:15:37up here's the I found the Britney Spears um knife edit

3:15:53awesome that's crazy good what the wow wow that's God Dam wait there's

3:16:02a whole bunch of them I'm seeing okay I can't hear the music okay I'm I um get out update from

3:16:11uh way way earlier in the show when you were asking how many k-pops were brought in by uh by Ally it was 12 that's it she

3:16:20said 12 now here's the thing a lot it's a lot and I'm curious I never I didn't have any I I never got my hands on one

3:16:28did anybody else hear eat one me and Lena had one each you had one each so that's 10 I had I only had one you said

3:16:35you kept eating no I just had no I just had a bunch of them I only had I had one you said you had five you just said I had a eat them all they were just in

3:16:44front of me oh got it kind of savage monster you think I am yeah how little you think of

3:16:53me uh how long we've been going cuz we

3:17:00, 17 minutesstarted on time we've been going for 3 hours almost 20 3 hours 20 oh my God I'm actually going to get home at a normal

3:17:07time wow this is exciting we like started on time today too pretty nice to start on time isn't

3:17:15it is that isn't it really nice isn't it nice well first of all I was in my seat

3:17:22and I'm just saying we were a few minutes late well okay just saying it is nice it'd be nice Dan let me say this

3:17:31let me say this as someone that's punctual let me say this I'd appreciate it isn't it nice when we can start on

3:17:40time Dan's back here you're a funny guy

3:17:48Ethan thanks Zach go ahead Dan yeah it' be nice if we could start on

3:17:57time you know I sat here for what 2 or 3 minutes waiting for you oh no I'm so sorry I'm so

3:18:06sorry wait a couple minutes as someone who's newly punctual I appreciate you

3:18:13f you know yeah two or 3 minutes is is a world you know it's everything all

3:18:22right it's so nice though isn't it it is isn't it nice it is nice Zach stop saying

3:18:31that it is nice it's real nice real nice what else do we have anything else to hit on real fast I was going to go till 4:30 so we got 10

3:18:40minutes uh um we watch the the the alpha bro guy I don't remember what I said

3:18:48about him um I wonder if I'll make the same OB if you get into it it's going to be a

3:18:57whole thing cuz there there's a bunch here I just like the Africa one where's the Africa one that's my

3:19:04favorite uh it can we can we show the number five you really like this Africa one huh it's

3:19:12funny oh here okay apologies cuz you probably guys heard this but I got to set it up for my boy cuz he might be

3:19:18calling in so he he put out this Tik to uh feminine men are destroying society and used a picture of

3:19:26me destroying the world because we have a purpose to fulfill so anyway he goes on and on why are you a feminine man

3:19:35like there's lots of things that you can say about you but feminine I don't I don't really get get like there are

3:19:43other examples ofin you know feminine presenting men I mean I'm heterosexual yeah I have three I have boys I only

3:19:51have boys right and you're like sitting here in this picture with like a full beard it's like you're not like presenting feminine in any way it's not

3:19:58super well thought out but I am curious to ask him but here's my favorite one the Africa one I don't know if we watched this on Friday I have a feeling

3:20:06I was saying the same thing on that we didn't watch it I don't remember this is such an iconic video I love it

3:20:14so much this kid with braces I love homeless is censored what the is it

3:20:23that's hard that is bad is supposed to be like I think he's he's just trying to be cool for the algo homeless is a bad is a naughty word

3:20:32on Tik Tok is he scared it's like the other word that if there were to be like whatever that's not your an opening line

3:20:41this already I want to emphasize though like I'm not actually don't want to make fun of him I'm genu I genuinely want to have a

3:20:48conversation and understand him like I I feel like we can make a positive influence on on his life maybe I'm

3:20:54curious you know sure but here he is uh in the most convincing uh words possible

3:21:01drop me in Africa with no food no water no house nothing and watch me come out in a private jet you don't have

3:21:10that already and you're have food I just can't get over he's got braces that are definitely paid by his

3:21:18parents he's talking real quiet so he doesn't wake up nana I I feel I agree I feel bad for the dude no I'm I I'm my

3:21:25heart is with him I I think he he wants acceptance and this is his way of trying to Branch into that and this is what he grew up with seeing these Alpha Bros and

3:21:33he's like oh well maybe if I do that I can get friends but it's not going to work brother yeah well the thing is too like you know it's obviously encouraging

3:21:41him him to do some healthy activities like working out and taking care of himself in that regard that's good yeah you can do that you don't have to make

3:21:50it your whole life see that that's what I'm preaching that's my pilgrimage that's my missionary

3:21:58work you know normalize working out but not talking about it you know it doesn't have to be your whole it's okay if it is

3:22:06but I'm just saying it seems to be that it needs to be your entire personality needs to be that you go to the

3:22:14gym also he he isn't dealing with any of the problems that he listed and he still doesn't have a private jet that's what I

3:22:20mean it's all going on for you brother like things are things are looking up and you how do you still not have it let's work on getting a private jet in

3:22:30in UK okay then then we'll go to the Africa drop air drop doesn't even have a

3:22:38drop he probably does even know how to parachute probably just Splat on the ground yeah we need to get our facts straight before before we go to Africa

3:22:46let's go back again drop me in Africa with no food no water no house nothing and watch me come out in a private

3:22:54I mean the balls The Audacity Of The Claim is so fantastic oh man put me in a prison so

3:23:03for 10 years and watch me come out with animal that I believe I mean prison's not good for the psyche and a

3:23:10lot of times all they all that you can do is exercise so um sure I believe that ready to take every single UFC belt in

3:23:19every single division this is my mindset no matter the condition or the situation

3:23:25or my emotions I will overcome and adapt I'm vibing with him I like him

3:23:33sick I I really genuinely want to pick his brain drop me in Africa and I'll come out with a private

3:23:42jet my boys said this to me they said they were concerned for me and they didn't like what I was doing wa wait that was my other favorite one possible

3:23:51sign of success my said wait okay hold on I'll pull this one up this is my other fav I feel bad I they said God damn it

3:24:00, 24 minuteswhy is the play bar so small my boys said this to me they said they were concerned for me and they

3:24:08didn't like what I was doing this is the greatest possible sign of success that was such an interesting

3:24:16take to me everybody's super worried about me in my life they're begging me to stop and to

3:24:24listen to reason that's the greatest sign of success a person can ask for is that everybody close to them is begging them

3:24:32to stop please they ask they say to me please don't do this you're hurting

3:24:39yourself you're hurting your family to me we love you please don't go down this road that's the greatest sign of success

3:24:48you know I feel like he he's kind of creating a really good satire of these kind of videos um unintentionally maybe

3:24:56maybe there there's a niche there maybe you could switch it up and just actually lean into the satire angle some of these are really funny yeah I when I

3:25:05first showed this to Dan he thought it was parody but I had to assure him this this kid is is the one that really got me this one felt a little bit like parody

3:25:14and but the the one where he talks about uh the black plague being like 100 years ago or whatever I was like where's that

3:25:21one let me pull that up um see here they think I'm insane they think I'm mental with what I'm doing so

3:25:29they can see that every single day I am just doing such different things to what they and average people do they like

3:25:38what the actual is he doing it's like why isn't he going to parties why isn't he playing video games why isn't

3:25:45he doing all this stuff why is he sleeping for 4 hours a day why is he bro he is not a snoozer male I need to help

3:25:54this poor guy there's just that you don't have to do this to yourself man you know you're being you're you're

3:26:03being fed false promises I got you bro working 20 hours a day why is he training

3:26:11for 3 hours a day this is not normal this is mentally insane we need to pull him back and bring him back make sure he's

3:26:20okay see even that one too the fact that it just cuts off without like I was expecting him to like give a retort to

3:26:28that but it just kind of he just explains how everyone thinks he's insane and then that's the end of the that rules that's awesome if you're depressed

3:26:36it's because you're lazy this is the one okay put on we have to put up the I don't condone because it's like a mental

3:26:45health thing and oh YouTube's a little sensitive apologies to you um we're not yeah I mean this is a stock graphic we

3:26:53have we're not calling you I have to do it for for YouTube uh this song is a if you have talk it didn't get claimed oh

3:27:01okay if we checked okay you guys ready enough you guys ready for this wisdom to drop yeah ready if you're depressed it's

3:27:08because you're lazy if that's the crazy most

3:27:15awesome advice ever man you have time to think that you're depressed or think that you're sad

3:27:22you're lazy you think that our ancestors in the 1800s so whenever it was that they were going through things like the

3:27:31black plague or slavery hold on did he really let me let me go or in the Stone Age when they had hundreds or whenever

3:27:39it was that they were going 1800s it was a lot further or whatever it was 500 years yeah we're only off by about 500 years 600 years it was in like 1500 I

3:27:48think about no like 1300s oh was all right here let's see that's a what an iconic plague what a plague still known to this day let see

3:27:57black death there you go 13 1346 oh man you are way off just just 500 years or that was the

3:28:05Cil War bro there's there was no overlap whenever it was that they were going for a fin like the black plague or

3:28:13slavery or in the slavery or slavery slaves weren't depressed they

3:28:20were too busy doing stuff Al I have a I don't know his background so I can't say this

3:28:27definitively but I'm a little skeptical that his ancestors were enslaved yeah don't make assumptions

3:28:36Dan age when they had to survive do you think they got depressed no they didn't get depressed I love that he knows

3:28:44probably I know my answer to that would be yeah probably he he poses this rhetorical question that is like be

3:28:52so he but he knows the answer he goes no obviously were people ever depressed

3:28:58before now no I mean and we're we're were slaves

3:29:06depressed no they were too busy they were too Liv sound like some probably were that's like a

3:29:13Gary ve wisdom he goes you know what's better than being born free born a slave gives you perspective yeah Gary ve would say that

3:29:22gives you perspective Gary ve say you're idiot firstly because they didn't

3:29:30believe in it so they couldn't get depressed and secondly what they tell you that what are you talking about again this this is the one where I was

3:29:38like no shot is this guy serious he is man he's very knowledgeable yeah he has a time machine he did a systematic survey of

3:29:47all all people dating back to 1300s and and present day black plague he was there how were you feeling during the

3:29:55black day when all of your family died of the plague tell me were you depressed or were you too busy I was too busy I

3:30:03was too busy uh carrying out the dead and burning them I didn't have time I just time to really be sad about it you know

3:30:11and once they were burned I had to just you know go make food I had to go hunt a saber-tooth tiger he had the Civil War to get to

3:30:19exactly chat said the Great Depression productivity at an all-time

3:30:26high that's so good right I'd like to ask him about the Great Depression I mean what do we do about

3:30:34that I know why the great deis happened everyone was too damn lazy they're too damn lazy and too damn woke as you as

3:30:42everybody well knows during the Great defici nobody wanted to work just lazy because they were

3:30:49constantly taking action if you're constantly taking action you yeah being enslaved only made me hustle harder Gary

3:30:59ve he's so awesome we get depressed I love

3:31:07him I look forward to speaking with him truly I do I I'm genuinely curious I think he might I think he's a good kid

3:31:15frankly he's just looking for a place to belong he's looking for he's looking for meaning he's looking for anything out there you know

3:31:24is there anybody out there he's a he's a he's a bloke you know in the doc number eight I don't

3:31:32think you guys watch that one yet it's pretty good is there anybody home defending hust you I got it I just want

3:31:40to rewatch The same ones we watched want to say something all right here we go McDonald's is a pyramid scheme oh

3:31:47I'm ready for this that's what you think yeah that's what you think # Hustlers University drop in the Middle East I'll

3:31:55make peace here we go just want to say something to all the people that keep

3:32:02calling the real world a pyramid scheme so when you join the real world there's 18 different huh when you join the real

3:32:10world is that a ref to something or is he just talking about life Matrix getting out of school like school isn't the real world it's a pyramid scheme

3:32:19that's an interesting Theory actually I don't know right and one of them is affiliate marke which they use which is like what you're doing right now take

3:32:27content to teach you the fundamentals the skills and everything you need to know about affiliate marketing the reason they use and to take content is

3:32:35obviously because it is him who's created it but also the fact that it's easiest to do with that content really

3:32:42is right now they're also giving a billion views students 50% Commission of every sale they made so we're getting

3:32:4950% of the commission now you go to the people what's good about this one I I'm very curious where he's going

3:32:57with this genuinely ien what AB I think it's an epic take he's saying that husters University type

3:33:04is not a scam but McDonald's is the real he didn't even mention McDonald's the video he's running out of

3:33:11time my man is spitting right now let him go work noral jobs like for example McDonald's let's say you're working in McDonald's and the company is getting

3:33:20£2,000 an hour and let's say you're earning £12 an hour at McDonald's all right I'm closing the Socialist yeah I

3:33:27was about to say this kid yo wait no let him go let him go no no no no no no none of

3:33:35this between 0.5 and 1% commission and you are going to sit there say that the real world or the hostage University is

3:33:43a pyramid scheme so my man said capitalism is the ultimate pyramid scheme he goes I mean

3:33:52kind of spitting yeah although I don't know why he's using it to justify why Andrew Tate is dope yeah I don't that

3:33:59was a weird twist yeah but I mean power of the people you know what I mean Jake you're right there brother you you know

3:34:07let's lock arms for social democ y oh we love that video does make me

3:34:16think that we can help him though I do think genuinely I feel like he he sees something wrong with the world but he's having a hard time uh uh squaring the

3:34:25circle with uh some of his problematic faves like Andrew Tate absolutely you know and and he's not alone there's a

3:34:32lot of people like out there out him sure and like I I can be that I can be that Father Figure yeah can you just do

3:34:40it without being so feminine all the time I I don't know I need to find out what he meant by

3:34:47that just look at him just look at him okay I guess it's so God we've been

3:34:57doing a long episode huh uh yeah 3 hours 34 minutes 58 power of being on time

3:35:06hey welcome thank you

3:35:09everybody let's go let's go let's go we did it we did it we did it it's Monday we put out

3:35:19a whole another video did you know that Andrew Tate he's on this weird

3:35:26um he's like full supporting like Gaza or what I mean obviously but

3:35:33he's like a he's UND doing this whole thing about he's like donating money to Gaza and then plugging his university it's

3:35:42really crazy cuz you know he's like Muslim now all right but he music play in the maybe we can show it on on uh

3:35:50maybe tomorrow Wednesday but he's on some he's on some interesting right all right we'll check it out yeah peace to Gaza we love Gaza we love

3:36:00, 36 minutesthe Palestinian people Freedom end to the genocide Happening by settler

3:36:09lunatics genocidal Freaks and BB and Netanyahu B is a war criminal he should be in

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